Shortstack's Blessing

"Alright folks, time's up!" Jack said, "With 36.28% of the vote, the winner is... Shortstack's Blessing!"

"Of course that one won..." Eve muttered as the collar started firing up. She felt an intense tingling in her vagina, butthole, and throat, enough to make her squirm uncomfortably in place. Thankfully it didn't last too long, dying away after only a few seconds.

"Aaaaaand it's done!" Jack shouted, "Though nothing may have appeared to have changed on the outside, all of Eve's sexual orifices are now capable of taking things much, much larger than would be physically possible! That's one heck of a blessing for a tiny little thing like yourself."

"I'm not tiny!" Eve snapped, "And how is my mouth a sexual orifice?"

"Oh that's adorable, Evie hasn't heard of a blowjob before!" Jack said, causing the audience to let out a round of laughter, "Don't worry, you'll learn one day."

"I know what a blowjob is!" Eve said, her breath growing shallow as her arousal flared up again, "And I told you not to call me Evie!"

"Sorry... not sorry," Jack said with a smirk, "Still, this does present us with a bit of an issue, since this change isn't quite something Eve will let us show off on live television..." Glancing back at Eve he added, "...unless she'll be willing to take in something big in her mouth for our studio-"

"Try to shove something down my throat and I'm biting it off," Eve growled.

The audience started booing loudly, and even Chrissi pouted and shouted, "You're no fun, you... you big meanie!"

"Oh screw you, you stupid bimbo!" Eve shouted back, "But hey, if you want to **** yourself on a giant dick, be my guest!"

"Hey, hey! Everyone calm down!" Jack said, arms outstretched. "And Chrissi, put down that dildo! You can deepthroat it later!"

"Aww..."

Once the commotion finally died down, Jack explained, "We can't pin down Eve and **** something down her throat... yet... but the game's not over! There's still more to come. Speaking of which, Eve!" He turned back to the hapless contestant, "It's time for you to choose your next case!"

Eve looked over at the remaining cases and thought it over briefly, before saying, "Let's go with 6 this time."

"Alright Chrissi, show us what's inside number 6!"

"That's this one, right?" the bimbo assistant said, putting her hand on case 6. When Jack nodded in confirmation, she squealed and popped it open, revealing a card with the picture of a brain on it.

"Oooh, and this was your fifth case too!" Jack said with a wince, "If your luck held out, you could have ducked out after this one with a nice handful of cash and practically no bad changes. But instead, looks like you're about to get a change to your Intelligence."

"Fuck..." Eve muttered. This card was a really bad one to get, for obvious reasons. She was dreading the potential changes that were about to be revealed.

"Now, let's see how your brain will be drained today!" Jack said, gesturing to the board that was already beginning to light up with options.

1 - Falling Just Short: Whenever someone tries to test Eve on her knowledge about something or challenges her in a battle of wits, her intelligence will drop until she is just below what would be required for her to succeed, only returning to normal once the test or challenge is over.

2 - Erased Education: Eve won't lose any intelligence, memories, maturity or most skills, but all her formal education back to her ABCs will disappear from her brain.

3 - Um, Actually...: Eve won't lose any of her intelligence, but if someone attempts to correct her on anything she will find herself unable to refute their claim in any way that doesn't make her look stupid, no matter how accurate the claim actually is.

4 - Helping Hand: Eve's intelligence will stay where it is... as long as she is being supervised by someone else. When left alone and/or entrusted to do something by herself, her intelligence plummets and she will be much more likely to screw it up.

5 - Genius in Isolation: The opposite of the prior choice. Eve will actually gain an increase in intellect, but as long as other people are watching her or interacting with her, she will be **** to act like she's a complete idiot. Only when left by herself will she be able to use her full brainpower.

"As you can see, none of today's options are a straight-up intelligence drop," Jack said, "All of them allow Eve to keep at least some of her brains... though I doubt that makes you feel much better, huh dear?"

"No it does not," Eve said with a grimace. All of these options were terrible, almost meticulously designed to maximize her humiliation, would effectively end her career as a police officer... and she was starting to get very wet as she imagined how people would start treating her once any of these options went into effect.

Dammit Eve, get a hold of yourself! This isn't hot, it's fucked up! And also a little hot... no! No, stop it!

As Eve squirmed in place wrestling with her own urges, Jack turned to the audience and said, "Okay folks, it's that time again. Cast your votes now!"

(The poll is now closed. See the results here: https://strawpoll.com/fz56o8p2w/r)