Shootin' the breeze!

"anything interesting happen at work? If I recall, you said something about good news right?"

Sarah's face lit up like a firework! You could see the joy in her face as she flashed a white grin!

"Oh my gosh! I almost completely forgot! Guess what?....I got promoted!" She says, shaking her hands with joy

"Wait really?! No way! That's awesome!" I say. She's an amazing worker, she's the best cook they have in that sub shop. The rest of her co-workers are sweaty and lazy.

"I know! It's about time my work gets appreciated!" She says matter-of-fact like.

"I agree! So, what's the promotion all about? In increase in pay? Less work?"

"Oh no, even better!" She says, narrowing her eyes, pausing for effect.

"I'm...the shops..."

"Yes yes?! The suspense is killing me!" I say, humouring her. She's always been a bit essentric

"...cock-cleaner!" She says practically oozing with joy "basically I went from working hard making subs all day, to sitting under the counter sucking everyone's dick! A new company policy came out stating that men were no longer allowed to wash there cocks for sanitary reasons, and that opened up a new job position that was perfect for me!"

"Oh wow! That's...that's amazing! You did complain about how much your feet hurt with all the standing." This is great news! I should be happy for her...yet I'm not...

"For sure! And get this...I got a pay decrease! I went from $9.50 an hour to nothing! I'm sucking dirty cock for free!" She says with a smile so wide her eyes can't even stay open

"Awesome! That's practically a steal! I'm proud of you Sarah!"

"Thanks babe, that....that means alot." They even mentioned that if I do a really good job, they'll promote me even further! I'll have the awesome tittle of "bathroom cleaner" which is a fancy name for it honestly"

"Your a super hard worker Sarah, I'm positive you'll get that promotion in no time! What's that job about though?" Bathroom cleaner? So like a janitor?

"Well, basically I'll be in the bathroom all day, cleaning cocks and licking assholes clean! Who wouldn't want that?!"

"You have a point! Here's to hoping you get the job! Who knows, maybe I'll support you by using you one day eh?" I say with my tongue out. I'll be honest, I'm totally looking forward to that

Sarah stars laughing hard, "hahaha, oh man that's funny! I love you Josh, I really do, but I'm your girlfriend! I can't come anywhere near your dick! That would be super weird!" She says, followed by "even if I wasn't your girlfriend, I'd find your tiny cock way too disgusting to even look at, sorry to say"

Damn...that was harsh..."you...you have a point. I was just...just joking, yeah!" I say, trying to brush it off

Sarah is pretty attuned to ones feeling though, and she catches on. "Oh don't be like that babe, it's not your fault your cocks so tiny. Tell you what, later on tonight, will have some "fun" eh? So cheer up!"

That put me in a much better mood! "Yeah! I'm down! Don't worry, I'm alright" I say with a smile.

Just as we finish, our waiter arrives with our food