Shocked

"What?" Mom's eyes opened wide.

Suddenly Jim realized something was wrong... very wrong. Why were they shocked by this? Well, he was requesting a piss session with his mom and step-mom. He supposed that might be shocking, but not considering everything he'd seen and learned today.

"Jim, what are you talking about?" Mom asked incredulously.

Jim gestured toward his step Mom. "She... she's a piss slut." Now Tessa's eyes opened wide. Okay, something was very wrong. Jim had to ask, "When did I pass out?"

Mom attempted to answer. "You were looking at the back door and..."

"You were watching me masturbate by the pool." Tessa interrupted bluntly.

Wait.... that long ago? Jim couldn't believe it. Then had all of it been a dream? The videos of Tessa and her confession that his whole family was filled with golden shower freaks? None of it real. Which meant that Jim had just revealed what exactly to his Mom and gorgeous step-mom.

This was bad.

He tried to cover. "Ugh, my head." He pretended to wince in pain. "How hard did I hit it?"

"Pretty hard." Tessa said.

"It definitely feels weird... CUNT MUNCHER!" Jim couldn't believe he was doing this, but it might be the only way to save face.

Tessa and Mom exchanged glances. "Hmmmm" Mom spoke, "Maybe this is some kind of temporary Tourette's reaction to the head trauma."

Jim felt like this was going well. He kept playing the part, "Sorry, weren't you just asking me something?" That's it, he thought, he could pretend like he didn't even remember his response, like his brain was skipping all over the place.

Mom smiled apprehensively. "If you wanted ice cream."

"Of course... PISS!" Jim said, pretending he didn't even realize what he was doing.

Tessa looked very concerned. "I'll get the ice cream." And she scurried out of the room.

Mom gave him a knowing look, then leaned in toward him. "I raised you to be very clever didn't I?" Jim didn't respond. How could he respond to that? Why would he respond to that? He'd always very much been his Mother's son. But she could also be stern when she wanted to. Mom smiled. "Don't worry. If you want to piss on that bitch your father married, that's exactly what you're going to do."