Shepard Unmasked

"Hmm." Jack said as she watched the streaking couple from a pair of binoculars with a frown, "We might have a bit of a problem."

"Relax, Jack." Miranda said nonchalantly as the two watched from the deck of The Normandy. "When I called the media to come for a story at The Celebration, I also called in... 'An old friend', shall we say?"

Jack rolled her eyes, knowing exactly who Miranda was referring to. "What did she want?"

"Not much, just ten thousand credits." Miranda replied with a shrug. Upon seeing the look Jack was giving her, she added, "And maybe a copy of the little movie we made on my birthday two weeks ago..."

"You know she's gonna put that all over the freaking extranet, right?"

"I'd argue that it'll be worth it."

Jane and Liara were sprinting past the crowd, shoving past people and reporters on their way to The Normandy. Jane could feel several hands spank her bare ass, as well as a wetness growing between her legs.

"No! Not now! Clothes first!" Jane inwardly scolded herself as she ran.

Suddenly, without warning, their surroundings of the two naked women became brighter and less stuffy as the crowds gasped. Liara and Jane looked over to one another and were greeted by their actual faces...

The masks were gone!

"Commander Shepard! Dr. T'Soni!" The reporters in the crowd began as they quickly surrounded the two women.

Jane felt her entire body turn red. Never had she felt more embarrassed! Never had she felt more humiliated! Never had she felt more mortified! Never had she felt more... Aroused.

Kasumi deactivated her stealth suit a few yards away, throwing the masks to the side with a grin on her face.

"You know," she said into her ear piece, "that was kinda a waste of my talents as a master thief."

"You're still getting paid handsomely, aren't you?" Miranda asked over the other end.

"True." Kasumi admitted. "However, I can't help but notice that Williams wasn't with them..."

"Yeah, where is Ashley?" Jack asked in confusion.

"Hold on, let me..." Miranda began, switching over to Ashley's head piece.

"OH MY G- AUGH! YES! YES! OH, I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID AND THOUGHT SHIALA! **SPANK** YES! HARDER! I'M A BAD GIRL! I'M A VERY -"

Miranda cut the feed, her cheeks flushed. "Well then..."

"Wait," Jack said with a wicked grin, "is little Ms. Xenophobe actually letting Greenie screw her brains out?!"

"What the hell am I still doing here?!" Kasumi asked loudly as she activated her stealth suit again, hunting down her new targets now that her job here was done.