Shepard raised an eyebrow as she watched the video unfold on the extranet. “How can this possibly have 9 billion views? It doesn’t even make sense.”
“That’s the way the extranet works?” Kasumi said. “It doesn’t care how believable it is.”
“But it’s fake,” Shepard said. “I mean… I don’t actually sound like that…”
“No one cares. It’s porn,” Kasumi said. “It’s not supposed to be coherent. It’s just supposed to have super hot women, sometimes men, naked and doing weird shit. I don’t make the rules.”
“How much money do they spend making this stuff?” Shepard asked.
“Well…” Kasumi said. “This one is actually made by a notorious porn studio, so they definitely have a bigger budget to spend. But does it really matter if they’ve got the great Shepard to make their profits?”
“So what you’re telling me is I should just be naked and film myself, and then I get millions of views and credit?” Shepard said. “Shit…”
“Think of all the money we could make,” Kasumi said. “I set up fake scenarios, you create them, and we all make a profit. We could donate all profits to the N7 program and keep a little for ourselves.”
“Fine, I’m down,” Shepard said. “What do I have to do?”
“Just sign this,” Kasumi said as she handed Shepard a holodisk.
Shepard skimmed over it and raise an eyebrow. “This contract gives you full control over me?”
“I’ll be in your ear 24/7. No one will know I’m there. And you just have to do your part,” Kasumi said.
Shepard signed the contract. “Now, where do we begin?”
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