She wants to become a thing

It wasn’t long before they decided to have The Talk about what to do with the magic coin. It was a Wednesday, just after both of them had come back home from work. They sat across from each other, the magic coin sitting on the table in between them. After Tom looked at his wife, she started to talk first. “So, about what to do with this.” It was certainly sooner than he’d expected they’d have this conversation, so Tom expected her to have a big request. “The more I think about it, the more one thing comes back to me: I want to be something other than a Human.”

"Oh, okay! And what do you want to become?" Tom asked her. "Something literally inhuman. I want to become an inanimate object, namely..."