She wants a divorce!

"What are you saying?!" I sputtered at Svetlana.

She rolled her eyes, "What I am SAYING, Dick, is that I want a divorce!"

The guests gasped as Sally made her announcement.

Svetlana coldly slipped her wedding ring off her finger and put it in my palm.

Rod laughed in triumph as Svetlana walked over to him and hooked her arm into his.

"Richard is a spineless wuss with no dick. I wanna be with a real man.", Svetlana informed the guests before starting to make out with Rod.

And with that, Svetlana, Rod and the other guests left the house, to continue the party into the night at Rod's place, leaving me all alone...