Dick

Can Richard turn his sex life around?

Chapter 1 by truedragon truedragon

My name is Richard and I have read lots of literature about a topic near and dear to my heart: penile enhancement. I have been cursed with a rather small penis that only my immediate family and a couple of disappointed girls in my past knew about. I was 32 years old and technically still a virgin when I determined to change this state within a year! First, I was going to enlarge my "manhood" and then I was going to stick it into a now blissfully tight and appreciative pussy.

My research had led me to some literature that touted the wonderful world of using a vacuum pump to make "permanent gains" in the heft of a man's member. Looking at pictures of before and after shots of men who had used these pumps for a period of months led me to believe I too would soon be blessed. I'm not gay, but it was rather exciting to see how large a cock could get! Even when I was getting teased in the school gym's shower, the guys were not nearly as large as the ones in the literature and on the websites for these vacuum pumps.

I found out that there were authentic pump manufacturers and those that put a cheap plastic tube and a plastic hand pump on the end that did not really work. Usually the cheap ones were named for former porn stars while the more high-end pumps were special ordered and shipped to your house after phoning in the order.

I decided to go with one of the more expensive models that seemed to have the best word of mouth in the online community: the XT-5 by the Vermont Pump Co. I read on their web site that I had to give an extremely accurate measurement when placing the order and they showed the correct method of measuring from the base of the penis to the head above the shaft of your erection. They also recommended using a garment tape measure or wrapping a string around the widest part of your cock and marking it with pencil so you could unroll it next to the ruler to be sure to get the optimal measurement of girth. Based on your measurements, they would custom build a tube chamber guaranteed to maximize your growth potential. They even said that once you'd outgrown the first tube, they would sell you a second for 25% less.

I had never really measured myself so precisely, but I had always estimated that I was around 4 inches long. I decided the best way to place the order would be to use centimeters since that is the more scientific way of measuring. I could feel my cock starting to rise just thinking about pumping it up and filling out a tube like the studs in the photos in their literature did. After they pumped up, they whipped out gargantuan cocks that they couldn't even get their hand to close around on. After I got myself totally worked up, I got out my ruler and string and went to town.

I phoned the 1-888 number for the Vermont Pump Co. and a guy answered the phone.

"What can I do for you?" he asked.

"I would like to purchase the XT-5 and it's tubing and pump attachments." I said.

So he asked for my particulars for address and credit card info. Then his voice got kind of quiet and he said "OK fella, you have to tell me what you're packing so we can get the tube built to your specifications."

I stammered a bit and said, "My length is 8 and ½ and my girth is 7."

He gasped and said "We'll have to build a larger tube for a guy like you. Hell, you probably have the potential to expand to 10 ½ by 8 ¾ inches for your first tube! That will be slightly more expensive, but you'll be the envy of all the guys around, as if you weren't already." Then he chuckled.

I cleared my throat and said "Oh excuse me, I'm not 8 and ½ by 7 INCHES, I'm 8 and ½ by 7 CENTIMETERS. I thought it would be better to use the metric measurement since that is more precise."

He cleared his throat nervously. "Oh I see, well we can build them for guys your size too! Lemme see - I would estimate a tube of about 6 inches by 5 ¼ inches would be the best you could fill up.... at first of course! Let me ask my boss something real quick."

He then covered the mouthpiece and I thought I heard some muffled discussion and something that sounded like laughter. When the sales guy got back on the phone he said, "I have verified that we can recalibrate our mold injector for these specifications. This also causes the price to be more expensive, but we can throw in rush shipping which I'm sure you'd be most interested in."

I agreed and paid the $325 dollars for the chamber, tubing, metal hand pump with pressure lock and a manual to describe the best method for maximizing my tool! In 2 short days, I would have the key to unlocking my cock's very large potential!

I was so glad when the XT-5 arrived, I couldn't wait to get it out of the box and assemble it right away. The hand pump could be operated with just one hand and was made of shiny, brass metal. The tubing that connected the pump to the chamber was 3 feet long and extremely tough and flexible. It was designed to be kink resistant too!

The chamber itself was close to 6 and ½ by 5 and ¾ inches on the outside. Just holding that in my hand was awe-inspiring. I'm sure porn stars are bigger, but compared to the meat that I looked down upon every day of my life, if I could fill this mechanism up - I'd truly be a man.

I read the manual and found out that you need to put a lubricating type of ointment at the base of your cock to help the chamber form a seal with your skin. They recommended cocoa butter or some manufactured gel. The Vermont Pump Co. actually provided a couple of sealant samples with the XT-5, so it wasn't long before I had dispensed a liberal dollop of the Vermont Pump Juice around the base of my penis and slipped the chamber of my still flaccid cock.

As I started working the hand pump, I could see when the air was evacuated from the chamber, my cock started to tug up. Before long, it was ½ way up and the pressure started to build all along the length of my dick. I could feel an erection coming on because this felt a little like a blowjob I had once paid for. Unlike the prostitute, the tube did not laugh as it gently tugged me to my full length.

The manual said to start with 15-minute sessions every day for the first 2 weeks. Then to expand the session's duration by 5 minutes a day each successive week. Once 45 minutes were achieved, do this every other day. After 3 months, noticeable gains should become apparent.

Does the penis pump work?

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