She wakes up in the hospital

One moment, Mallory's hand was trembling as she handed the cards to the staff member. The next she was waking up in a bed with harsh fluorescent lights above her and her friends standing around her.

"What... what happened?" she asked her friends.

"You were shaking and all pale after figuring out how much the tab was going to be," one of the girls explained, "then you passed out after giving your cards to the people at the restaurant."

"Oh, that's right..." Mallory groaned as she put her face in her hands, "I don't know how I'm going to afford all that."

After rubbing her hands down her face, Mallory looked down and saw that her breasts were bare and covered in ECG monitors.

"Where are... where are all my clothes?" she asked.

"We had to take them off to get you all hooked up. Don't worry, they're safe - and it's just us girls and the hospital people!"

"That's fine, I guess..." Mallory sighed as she noticed her friends giving the stink eye to something on her left. It was then that she noticed that she was in a two-bed room and that there was another patient to her left. Seeing that were weren't any curtains around, she hunched over to cover up before recognizing the woman in the other bed.

"You!!!!" she snarled at her roommate, who was just as exposed as she was.