She tries her best

For a moment she shakes in near apoplectic rage. But against all her feelings against me, in her mind it WAS an important Kryptonian policy to give sloppy blowjobs in lieu of apologies.

The logic was so twisted it nearly made me cackle out loud.

Finally though, she accepted her fate, and sank gracefully to her knees.

Deciding to help her out a bit, I don't make her go through the shame of fishing out my cock. I unbutton my pants myself and pull my dick out directly in front of Power Girl's face.

Her nose wrinkled cutely at the offending appendage, but committed to her apology, she didn't move away. Steeling herself, the demigoddess moves forward, and places her hands on my thighs. Carefully, she moves her head forward, nuzzling my dick, before she begins lapping at the underside of my cock.

For a moment, the visage of Power Girl acting like a dog is incredibly hot. Before I come right back down to Earth and realize how weird it is.

"Hold up a damn second. What the hell are you doing?" I say pushing her roughly off of me. "Do you even know how to give a blowjob?"

The Superheroines face somehow lights up even redder.

"N-no, I don't okay! I don't really have time for romance when I'm saving the world you know!" She admits, flustered. "All I know about blowjobs is that they involve licking the mans p-penis. So I was just doing what I saw Krypto do when he licks his junk."

Krypto? The dog? The super dog that Superman has? The idea that a woman as strong and prideful as Power Girl was copying a mutt on how to give a blowjob makes me blow up in laughter

"You were copying a dog? What kind of dumb slut are you? Dogs only lick their junk to clean themselves!" I say, still laughing profusely.

This final insult seemed to be the limit of what the proud woman could handle, as she jumped to her feet in rage.

"You know what? If you're not going to appreciate my apology, I don't think you deserve one, ASSHOLE!"

Learning from her earlier mistake, she doesn't give me a chance to speak this time, flying off at super speeds from her position directly next to me.

I'm left there alone in the alley. With no blowjob. And no way to contact Power Girl again. And my dick hanging out.

"Goddamn it." Just about summed up my thoughts in that moment.