She tried to be as weird as she could be

"See here," Emily said, making her voice as nasal sounding as possible, "I'm in quite a rush." She pushed her glasses up the bridge of her nose and pulled her upper lip back, showing her top teeth. "I have to change my tampon," she lied, "otherwise I'm going to bleed right through my undies!"

The man who was already on his way out shouted, "Gross!" and kept going.

The one who was leaning against the door nudged the other remaining guy and said, "Dude, not worth it."

The last guy stepped back and said, "Yeah, let's get out of here." The men all walked right out of the changing area, giving Emily an opportunity to step out of her stall and head back to where Jess was waiting.

"Got it," Emily whispered.

"Fuck, you had me worried, Em! You seriously have to be more careful!" Jess was clearly upset.

"Sorry, I just figured it would be useful to have this thing," she held up the breeding pass. Jess shot her another worried look before carefully taking the slip from her friend.

"Just wanted to check something..." Jess paused and scanned the fine print closer. "Doesn't say anything about birth control. I think I'm in the clear." She folded the pass in half and tucked it into her back pocket before saying, "Alright, let's get out of here for real this time."