She is.

You finally arrive home over a half hour late and quickly unlock the door and rush in. You notice the kitchen light on and a slight moment of relief hits you as you walk into the kitchen and see she is still here. Seated at one of the chairs is a beautiful Asian woman wearing a long black leather trench coat and what looks like little else.

“Hello Lynx.” She says looking you over in surprise, “Max told me you had changed yourself for a disguise, but I never thought you would be such a hot little slut. Holy shit, I would fuck you in a second. Come to think of it, I think just about anyone you meet is going to want to fuck you. Hell if you had a cunt I might marry you. I mean I like a dick now and again, but wow, those are some fine tits, and what an ass. Holy shit.”

“Enough, I get it. Sorry I was late, I was getting some clothes and the salesgirl kind of attacked me.”

“Attacked or fucked?”

“Not telling.” You can’t help but blush a little causing her to laugh again. “Ok, yes, now what do you have for me. You do still want my money don’t you?”

“Of course, business first. I brought a few things I thought you might be interested it.” She motions to a trio of cases she has laid out on the kitchen table. The first holds several pistols mostly automatic of various sizes. The second holds 2 thin rifles and a shotgun, and the third holds several bladed weapons of various sizes. You look to the blades first. “I see you would like a new sword. Let me show you the latest and best for a fine discrete lady as yourself.” She pulls out a 1” diameter tube just over 2’ long with a tiny black ring around it roughly 6” from the end. She grabs the small end and pulls forth a long thin nearly triangle shaped blade. “The blade is 22” long and only .5” thick but nearly indestructible titanium and polymer bonded construction. The scabbard is a simple nondescript tube as you see but is made of the same material and can be used quite effectively as a parrying stick or club. The blade also vibrates at a subsonic level and can cut through steel like butter when activated, off it is still scalpel sharp. This goes for $3k if you are interested. I have others if you…”

You cut her off grabbing the handle and hefting it. “I’ll take it.” You quickly glance over the firearms and see a readout of their stats in your viewfinder as you look them over. After your encounter with the guards, and the thickness of their armor, you decide to go with something a bit stronger than you had before, finally deciding on a thick but compact semi-auto pistol. You reach out and pick it up, hefting the weight as your screen tells you it fires the new 11mm caseless long round, a semi auto variant of the ever popular .44 magnum. It has a 7 round clip and is a bit boxy but small enough to conceal in the small of your back under a jacket.

“Nice choice. That one is smart chipped but kicks like a mule. That said, as long as you use your cyber arm you shouldn’t notice a thing. I have 200 rounds of armor piercing hollow point ammo for it. It will make a mess of anyone not in full metal armor. It comes with 3 clips that hold 7 each. The entire package is $7,000.”

Looking the case over you also find a second pistol that catches your eye, it is a tiny semi-auto pistol that your computer tells you is a silenced gun that fires tiny 2mm flechettes.

“Ooh I like that one. It is small enough to fit comfortably between your legs under a skirt, in the top of a boot, or in a pants pocket with nearly no bulge. It only holds enough ammo for 3 shots as it fires a small cloud of 5 2mm flechettes with each pull of the trigger. It will penetrate nearly any light armor but causes only limited tissue damage so accurate shot placement is a must. I have 2 clips and a box of 100 rounds that is also a slim pack design that can fit into a cigarette case easily. I think the thing is designed originally by some spy organization in England years ago. It is smart chipped of course and goes for $3000.

You pick up both pistols and smile, “Done.”

She nods and you turn to the last case. As she points to each weapon your readout basically tells you everything she says but you don’t interrupt her, “The first here is designed for long range. It is a semi auto classic Russian Dragunov chambered for the 7.62x54 Russian round that has been around sense before either of us was born. The scope is a 4x24 state of the art scope with image and light enhancement, illuminated rangefinder, and glare defeating lens so others have trouble spotting you. The stock is light polymer and the whole thing weighs in at just under 8 lbs. That one comes with 3 clips of 20 rounds each, and I have 200 titanium armor defeating rounds, nobody lives if this baby hits ‘em. It is $14000 for the whole thing. The second is for close ****, a bullpup design 4.3mm fully automatic or 3 round burst capable rifle. This one has a sound suppressor built in and is whisper silent. For this one I have 360 rounds of caseless armor piercing ammo that come pre loaded into these new self destructing 120 round magazines. They basically are two thin metal rods around the ammo itself, so you have to be a bit careful with them, but it does allow for a massive amount of ammo load with little space. You can hide this quite nicely under a long coat like mine. This and all the ammo goes for $10,000. The last is something I picked up recently. It is a quad barreled 12 gauge 3 1/2” magnum shotgun. It has smoothbore 14” barrels and has a very open **** so the range is very limited. The stock has a pistol grip and is collapsible to make the gun very concealable. It can fire one, two, or all four barrels simultaneously and is selected by cyber control before firing. I have 200 rounds of buckshot, not exactly armor piercing, but at point blank range I have seen this stuff blow a hole in full metal armor, the power is actually quite staggering. This beast and all the ammo for it goes for only $4000.

You look them each over and give your money a quick mental count. You realize you have just under $67,000. “Fuck it, I’ll take all three.” She grins like a cat with a new toy as you peel off the $41,000 and set it on the table.

She takes the money and begins to leave before stopping at the door with a naughty look in her eye. “You know I do have one other thing you might like.”

“Yes?”

“Why my armored coat of course.”

“How much?”

“Why free of charge if you would care to spend an hour with me.” She lets it fall to the floor revealing her tight athletic figure and ample breasts wearing only a tiny green bikini.