She is affordable, but...

"How much does she cost me?" You ask the guard, intrigued.

You can't even speculate on the price since it is your first time in a country where you can claim a person. Do they consider buying Minorities something cheap or even worthless? Are they considered a luxury? Or maybe an affordable price that anyone with a job could pay?

"The maximum price established for a Minority is 1000$ plus taxes. This price could differ if you buy one for another person, a private company, or a public auction. This country is a free market, after all."

It could be worse. It is not precisely a cheap price. But it is affordable. Anyone with a job should be able to buy one. Especially a rich boy like you.

"But don't worry. That's the maximum. Only the perfect girl you could imagine would reach that price," the guard clarifies.

"We have defined a series of scales to calculate her value. For example, she is 27 years old. Her beauty, too. She is very pretty too. I say she is an 8.5 out of 10. She could be a 9 with bigger tits. Is she a virgin?"

"She had many girlfriends in the past, so I suppose no," you respond.

"No, sir," the female guard corrects you. "Lesbian sex doesn't count. Nor any toys. She had some real intercourse? With a man, as it should be."

You look at your sister. She is enjoying none of this. But that last part made her stir angrily. But you know it is true. Maybe she believes that she doesn't need a man to enjoy sex, but you will teach her all the things she is missing. You know the answer.

"She is a virgin. She always talks proudly about her gold star."

"Three holes, virgin, then," the fat guard notes. "And lesbian, too. How sinful."

"About her being a dyke," the female guard adds, "We usually require proof of that fact. Especially for a white girl like her. Without any proof, men would be able to flag as lesbian any woman they want."

"I can show you photos of her kissing other girls," you said, knowing there was enough proof on her social media accounts.

"It is not necessary. She has willingly confessed to being a lesbian."

"What would happen if I can cure her lesbianism?"

"We have a review process they can perform to prove they have left away their sinful ways and become White Women. But don't worry, it is voluntary. Claimed Minorities require their owner's consent, so if you don't allow her to be reviewed, she won't be reclassified. We don't want White Men to avoid cure dykes due to fearing losing them."

That is good. There is nothing that stops you from converting her.

"What about her skills?" the guard asks. "She speaks English, but does she have any degree? Maybe she owns any company?"

"Not at all. She tried many degrees but never finished one. The only thing she did was spend our father's money on ridiculous woke protests. Oh, and a small TikTok and Twitter account in my country."

"That was the next question. Celebrities and other well-known people have their value assigned case by case instead of this scale, most valued at more than 1000$. But they must be recognized as Celebrities in America. Anyway, a small TikToker doesn't count."

The guard writes all the data you tell him on his computer. Once he finished, he started printing documents to show you.

"Let me explain how we calculate her value. Any woman, by default, has a cost of 200$. That is the bare minimum one could cost.

Then, the woman will cost up to 200$ based on her breeding potential. We calculate this based on her age, with an 18-year-old valued 200$ (but there is a tax deduction if she had her birthday less than two weeks ago) and 0$ once she is 50, with some exceptions in the case of infertility problems. This concept could be reduced or even removed. Any medical issue that could affect her breeding potential?"

"Not that I know," you answer.

"Ok, then her breeding cost will be 143,75$. 23 potential years for breeding.

For appearance or beauty, another 200$. Being an 8.5 out of 10, she costs 170$.

Her language skills make her cost the maximum value for this concept: 100$.

Her career or skills could cost up to 100$. But she has none, so for this purpose, she is worthless.

Her virginity increased her value by 100$, with the vaginal one being valued at 50$ and the other two holes 25$ each. If you are curious, pre-op trans women and post-op trans men are considered non-vaginal virgins due to not having one.

And last of all, she is a foreigner. Imported Minorities have an additional tax of 100$ to protect our local products in the market.

That means the value our government assigned to her is 813,75$."

That's it? 813 bucks is how much someone like her is worth. Any person with a job could afford to buy a minority at those prices!

"So, I pay those 813 and then.."

"There is more," he interrupts you. "We also must consider tax deductions.

For your familiar relationship, you are entitled to a 50% deduction.

And also an additional 10% deduction for being a closeted White Minority. We incentivize people to tag them because they can hide their condition and pass as regular White Women.

So you only need to pay 40%, which means 325,50 $."

You enjoy the idea. She is so cheap. Your sister, on the other hand, doesn't seem to have to know how little she is valued.

"And we can't forget about VAT and Custom tariffs. 4,5% VAT for the State of New York and 10% for Customs. Both calculated before any tax deduction."

You are lost at this point. Even in a White Man's paradise, bureaucracy is a mess. "Can you tell me the final price?" You ask, bewildered.

"481,18 $ for her. But as a foreigner, you also need to pay a license for her that costs 200$ and must be paid once every three months."

Yeah, still cheap. She is even cheaper than your video consoles. You bring with you your PS5, which costs more than your sister. Now, you only need to pick up your wallet and pay.

Fuck! You made a terrible mistake. You forgot to exchange your money for Dollars. You only have Euros with you.

"Can I pay with Euros?"

"Sorry, only Dollars. But we accept credit cards, too."

Yes! Your credit card. The one your father gave you.

Oh, no! You also forgot to enable your card to work outside Spain. It will deny any foreign payments. What were you thinking?

There are only two options.

You make your sister pay herself. You don't know if you can **** her to give you the money. Can you do that before paying? If not, you will need to convince her.

The other option is to call your parents. They can enable your cards. They pay for everything, after all. But you will need to convince them. The only change is to tell them the truth and convince them this is the best for your dyke sister. You can cure her.

AUTHOR NOTE: I don't usually make polls in my stories, but I have two options, both as good as the others, that won't derail my story.

We are currently on Christmas, and my country has the tradition of giving gifts on January 6th. Instead of Santa Claus, we have The Three Wise Men (Tres Reyes Magos in Spanish) who bring gifts to good children or coal to naughty children. This means Leire will be his Dia de Reyes's gift. We only need to figure out who would pay for the gift.

The pool will be open until January 5th.

POLL: Who would pay her price?

A) Make her give you her money

B) Call your parents asking for money

POLL CLOSED. Option A won.

Also, Who said it wasn't possible to write about smut taxes?