She goes under the table

She lets out a loud purr, smiles and heads under the table wordlessly. "Oh boy." You think to yourself as you feel her pulling down your zipper. "Listen, maybe we cou-..." You try to protest but soon her licking silences you. It takes all of five seconds before you're back to your normal glory. And then she stops, "Ohh...huh?" You mumble in confusion. Suddenly she leaps out from under the table and frantically tries to catch a small beetle on the floor running for its life. You look at her fr awhile before getting up and leaving, letting her amuse herself and letting you get some rest before she assaults you again. You sit on the sofa and turn on the box. About five minutes later you hear "Got ya you lousy stupid beetle. I'll teach you to run from me." You hope she's still playing with it and you're nearly throw in a ball of string just to keep her busy but then you hear just behind you "Now I want to play with a snake."