She goes to your school?

"Wait... you're school?" Dennis's mom asked him, seemingly unconcerned about the naked squirming girl she held by the ear. "Why was she at your school?"

"Wh... because she goes there mom!" Dennis explained.

"What? That's absurd, she's far too young!" Mildred exclaimed.

Lauren audibly gasped as Dennis cracked a smile. Was this woman saying she thought Lauren was too young for college? That was NOT what a naked woman wanted to hear!

Dennis almost corrected his mother, but then hesitated. Should he explain, or let her keep her assumption? Which would be more entertaining to him?