She goes on Joe Rogan

Finally striking luck, one of Renee's emails got an answer. It was from the Joe Rogan Experience, by Jamie himself!

"This is a very interesting story, Renee. Could you fly out to Texas to share your plight to our audience of millions? Seems like you've already had a bunch of life experience to share."

Renee's heart fluttered a bit. She always thought Joe was a brute. Just sitting down to talk with him might expose her (hopefully not literally!) to a suboptimal audience, but one which, she hoped, would be sympathetic to her. So, she quickly accepted the invitation and set the date for her weekend trip to Austin.