She does not (end)

Determined till the end Texas would propel herself from the back wall as hard as she could, using her whole body and (somewhat embarassingly) even attempting to use her own farts to give her just a bit more momentum. It seemed like she'd finally managed to get the timing right, now mere inches from the cow's rear and hopefully freedom. However just before she'd make impact, she could hear Caramel strain to push something out. "Oh no."

This damn near nuclear fart could be heard all across the country, the powerful shock-wave shattering every window in Goldsprings. But of course that was nothing compared to what the poor sheriff was put though being right in the line of fire. Texas was hit with the full **** of the cow's unbelievable butt-blast, for a few moments it felt like her skin was about to be ripped from her face by the sheer power of Caramel's eruption. This painful sensation however did not last long as Texas was launch at mach speed toward the back wall of the barn again, splatting against it far harder than the previous times.

When Caramel's monstrous burst of wind came to an end the rope restraining Texas had been completely disintegrated by the awe-inspiring ****, but so had the sheriff herself leaving behind only an incredibly malodorous hat slowly drifting toward the ground. Getting atomized by cow farts, what a rotten way to go...

THE END