She curses Kim

“Hmm …yes, it seems I need to up my game. How about a curse, then?” With another snap of her fingers, the hands stopped to give Kim time to think about the threat.

“Pffft, curses, smurses. You know what Morpheus will do to you if so much as turn mi pinky green?”

“I won´t do something so obvious, silly girl. Instead, I´ll do something like this!” A bright light engulfed Kim, and then nothing?

“Right… As I was saying-“

“Why don’t you look down?”

“What? Eeep!” Kim looked down and her perky pink nipples stared back. She instinctually tried to cover up, but… “What’s this? I still have my clothes?”

“Well, they are my clothes, technically. And yes, my curse makes anything you put on invisible. Effectively, you are completely naked as far as anyone can tell and there´s nothing you can do about it. You know what to do to make the clothes reappear again, what do you say?”

“Well, honestly, this wouldn’t be that different from how things usually are… hmmm, I have a counteroffer.”

“What is it? Ah!”

Kim tackled Esmeralda, grabbed the ball, and ran for the door. Once she crossed it, she found herself surrounded by tall buildings and busy cars. “What the?”

“Hey girl, nice honkers!”

“Huh? Eek!” Kim was standing naked on the sidewalk! Or at least that´s what it seemed like. She still had her sweater, but she couldn’t see it. She turned around and opened the door again, praying that it would lead her back to the cabin.

“Didn´t think I would let you go back to Morpheus that easily, huh?”

“Argh!” Kim tried another door to get away from the witch. This time she found herself surrounded not by buildings, but by paintings. The lights were on, and Kim could see herself. Too clearly.

“Look, honey. A live exhibition!”

“Hmm, yes. This one is interesting. I think the green breasts represent the envy with which men stares at the female body. A very symbolic exhibit.”

What? Kim looked down and gasped. Her chest was glowing green! So was her crotch! Nope! Kim turned around and returned to the cabin.

“Liked that one? A bioluminescence curse! Useful to avoid stubbing your toe when scrounging the kitchen for a midnight snack. Now you can´t hide even if you wanted to! I wonder what curse I´ll use next.”

Kim didn´t want to stay and find out. She tried her luck again, this time stepping out into a grassy field surrounded by people. Next to her were a sharply dressed man and a woman wearing a white dress. A photographer captured Kim´s shame and bewilderment before she could even say cheese.

Kim wanted to squeal and run away, but she couldn’t. Instead, she did the unthinkable. She sauntered towards the photographer while swaying her hips, the couple behind her scandalized at the naked butt shaking in front of their faces. Then, Kim leaned forward, planted a lovely peck on the confused man´s cheek, and winked at him.

The spell was broken. Kim´s whole head, from her cheeks to the tip of her ears, turned the color of a tomato. What-what did she just did? Closing her eyes in shame, Kim retreated once more into the cabin.

“You now feel compelled to kiss anyone who takes a picture of you! Isn´t that funny?” Esmeralda said.

“No!” Kim tried to flee into another door but she returned almost immediately. She was shivering and tracking snow along her feet. “A door to the Himalayas? Really?”

The witch shrugged. “I´m running out of ideas, which is also why I decided to tickle you some more.”

“Hehe, Stop! Please-he!”

“You know what to do to stop me.”

Kim thought long and hard. “No! I-I can still do this! It’s not like I got hit with the Curse of the Never-ending Invisible Wedgie again. Compared to that, this is nothing.”

“You are a masochist, you know that, girl? Lucky for you, I´m too weak to cast that curse on you…”

“Thank goodness.”

“But not if my coven helps me! Ball! Call my coven.”

“No, wait!”

“Too late!” The ball spun in the air at high speed, projecting the faces of six other beautiful witches into the walls of the rural cabin. “Girls, I need your help to punish this insolent whelp.”

Kim smirked for a second before dropping on the floor and screaming. “Ahhhhhh! How He-he-horrifying! What’s happening? I don´t understand! Please miss, no more devilry! I just wanted to sell some cookies!!”

The other witches all stared at Esmeralda with a scowl. “Esmeralda, are you cursing a human? Are you calling us in front of a human? Our magic is supposed to be secret!”

“Wait, no! This isn´t a regular human! She is a servant of Morpheus!”

“Mor-who? Please miss, I just want to go home to my family. I promise I won’t tell anyone about your satanic rituals!” Kim was on her knees, seemingly begging Esmeralda. She appeared to be sobbing but was actually laughing as softly as she could, the damn tickling curse was almost breaking her act.

“She is lying!”

“Enough! Esmeralda, you are hereby punished for violating the Clause of Secrecy. You shall take all the curses you inflicted on this poor woman and lose your magic until we decided you learned your lesson. As for the human, she will lose her memory of this day. It shall be so.”

The call abruptly ended. Kim smiled as she took a gander at her opponent. Esmeralda now seemed to be as naked as she was, with her breasts and crotch also glowing green. Her mouth was half smiling and trembling, it seemed like the witch was too proud to laugh in front of her. The memory-erasing spell didn´t work on Kim, one of the perks of working for the god of dreams and the subconscious.

“Ha! That will teach you to mess with me!” Kim gloated. “Hahaha!” she continued, not to gloat, but rather because she could not stop laughing.

“You conniving newt! I don´t need magic to kick your ass!” replied a furious Esmeralda. The woman´s voluptuous breasts swung wildly as she charged forward. Kim simply sidestepped and opened the door.

The portal spell was still active, and so Esmeralda found herself in the middle of Times Square. The witch squealed and moved to cover the glowing bush on the crotch. Before she could turn back, Kim closed the door and latched it shut.

“Ha! That´ll show her! Now, let´s get back home. I´m sure Morpheus can dispel these curses in a blink.” Kim grabbed the orb and held it under her arms. Yeah, Morpheus would surely dispel the curses as soon as Kim got back to him. Sure, it would be an embarrassing trek back, but mercifully, it should be short.

Kim absentmindedly walked through a door and found herself in the middle of the art exhibition again. Right, that portal spell. All the exits to the cabin were still booby-trapped, so there was no easy way back...

The art snobs pointed at Kim and she timidly waved back with a wry smile. “Great … this might take longer than I expected.”