She chooses to be a turd

Jessica felt incredibly pressured. The woman sounded very serious, and she had no idea what would happen if she chose to go along with this. However, she'd come this far and this seemed to be the only person willing to get her a permit and ultimately her stuff back. She also knew that saying no would put her out on the streets completely naked, facing the whole town that want her arrested.

After a long thought, she came to a decision. "Fine, I'll do it." She told the woman. "Good, first things first then, can a poop walk?" She asked. "Um, no." Jessica responded, cringing out by the topic. "Can it talk?" The woman asked. "Nope." Jessica responded quickly, wanting to get this over with. "Can it stand?" The woman asked. "Not by itself no." Jessica answered, raising her cheeks with embarrassment. "Then why the fuck are you doing all three!?" The woman yelled at Jessica.

Stunned, Jessica felt fear all over. The woman's voice was scary when she yelled. "Um... uhhh.. I don't know, I uhhh...--"

"Lay on the fucking floor and don't move, dispshit." The woman ordered. With a sigh, Jessica did as she was told. She lay face first on the floor, big bottom on full display. "From now on, your muscles are not to move an inch unless told to, got it!?" The woman demanded, kicking Jessica's big butt for good measure. The naked journalist nodded her head, remembering she couldn't talk.

The woman smiled. "Good, now let's get to business..."