She becomes Harley Quinn

"Why... so... prudish... ?" Candace cackled like a hyena.

The past twenty years have taken a significant toll on Candace's mental health, until eventually she snapped and decided she would become a supervillain.

"That does it!" she continued chuckling uncontrollably, "nobody ever cared who I was when I was naked and afraid and helpless! Well now..." she clicked on her Amazon cart, "tomorrow they're going to know the new me!"

Candace placed her order for the next morning with Prime delivery, and went to bed. Waking up the first thing in the morning, she walked out and got the package, cracking a smile as she unwrapped the mask and cape she had ordered.

"Yes..." she grinned with an eye twitching, "now they'll all pay! What's the matter ... can't handle a little nudity?!"