She actually gives you a chance!

"Hey John," the text began, "it's been a while since we last talked. I'm actually also single at the moment, and I guess I can give you another chance."

Just before you high-five yourself and yell in celebration, another text comes through.

"If, of course, you've given up on that whole naked business."

Your heart sinks a little at this. You really don't think this curse is something you can "give up". You think about being honest with her about this, but then you stop to remember the good times you two had, and you contemplate selfishly keeping her in the dark about your... proclivities and letting nature take its course to reveal her sweet body once again. Then again, you don't know if you'll get in trouble when (if) the truth comes out.