She Wakes up

Jenn woke up some time later. He bare ass was not bright red with pale rings and Got MILF? was visible on her back. She yawned and stretched. She then propped herself up on her elbows. "Oh hell! How long have I been out?"

She sat up and realized her bikini bottoms had come undone and felt the pain of the sunburn. "Oh god! What the hell?" She realized she had put on a deep-tanning oil with self-tanner, and now her back was tanner than her front. "Fuck me," she muttered.

She stood up and tied her bikini. She went to open the patio door but found it locked. "Are you kidding me?" She went through the gate to the front yard forgetting until it was too late that the gate locked automatically when it closed. She checked the front door, but it was locked as well. "Oh come on!" Now she was locked out of her house, with no phone, and no way to get back into the backyard. She took a deep breath to sigh and the bikini string from the left breast cup to the tie behind her neck broke. "Oh come on! For fuck's sake!"

Jenn heard a garbage truck down the street and remembered it was trash day and her can was out by the curb. She did not want the garbage men to see her in her bikini, so she crouched behind the front hedge, and this caused one of the sabotaged strings of her bikini bottoms to break. "SERIOUSLY?!" She also felt the burning on her ass from the burn.