She Scoffed

Yu put her arms under her chest. She didn't have massive titties but she was sexy. And a little annoyed.

"As if I care about your tiny human penis." Yu scoffed and might as well have spat on the floor with how unimpressed she was. "I have seen many and yours is definitely the least impressive. As I suspected."

Ritsuka flushed and his knees nearly buckled. He was pressing hands to his cock and balls hard. He could cover everything because of the sheer smallness of his manhood but...wasn't he proving her correct by doing this?

For a moment, in an act of desperation and confusion, he removed his hands from his crotch. He let it all hang out.

"Uh, could I get a towel, Paisen--?"

"Like I said, I have no interest in you. You want to know how big Lord Xiang Yu was? Do you?" Her face melted into love and adoration, and she slowly raised her hands. "It was...this big?" She held her hands eight inches apart. Maybe a little more. "No, bigger! This was his flaccid size too! Mm, how I loved him. He was big and strong but smart as well! Not some brute recklessly thrusting! There is and never will be anyone like Lord Xiang Yu."

She was his consort, so of course she would play up his skills. But...eight inches flaccid? In his experience, Xiang Yu was a cyborg horse in his Servant state but...was there actually merit for that transformation? Was he literally as hung as a horse?

All of a sudden, Ritsuka felt very, very small. Xiang Yu was seemingly double his length, flaccid! It was insane! It was humiliating!

"And when he got hard..." Yu's hands trembled, unable to gauge the size. "I wish he was here with me now...he was ten times bigger than you, Master of Chaldea. A real man."

"R-right."

He calculated the number in his head. The soft length Yu had seen was a little over an inch. That meant Xiang Yu was approximately...

Thirteen inches. He really was a horse, even in life...

Yu sighed and put her arms behind her. Narrowing her eyes, which were in deeply red slits, she glared. "Now how much longer will I have to wait for Lord Xiang Yu!? I came here to ask you that!"

"Just for that!?" Ritsuka exclaimed. "I told you, once we have the materials!"

"And you have the materials now!"

"Paisen, we just finished farming."

Yu clicked her tongue. "Humans," she muttered. She spun on her heel and left without another word, although not before casting one last glance over his naked form and smirking.

Once she was gone, Ritsuka sighed, letting his hands loose of his family jewels.