She-Hulk tracks down Joystick

Jennifer Walters, known as the She-Hulk whilst in her alternate identity, stood a little over 5'10" and bore a most unassuming expression as she waited on a street curb. It was daylight in downtown Manhattan, and the sun was streaming down in golden beams, illuminating the streets while leaving heavy shadows in the alleyways of New York. It was not a smart day to be doing a midday bank robbery, but Jen knew that Joystick was not the most careful of criminals.

“Drop it, rent-a-cop!” Janice Yanizeski, also known as the criminal Joystick when wearing her trademark spandex-gauntlet outfit, shouted at a security guard who was reaching for his holstered pistol. When the guard refused, Jan smashed together her energy batons, which sent a shockwave rippling into the hapless guard and threw him through the front wall of the bank.

Joystick sprinted out into the street shortly thereafter, a small safe of cash strapped onto her back like an oversized backpack. Jan Yanizeski, at 5’8” and 148 pounds, was of moderate build, but her suit played to her body’s shape well: her breasts, though not overly large, were held up and possessed a perky, ‘squeeze me’ quality in her blue and orange outfit; her butt was nicely outlined and looked a little fuller in the tights than she thought it should be; and the tights showed her thighs to be a trim, firm, and smooth runway to her home-plate, which was not subtly highlighted by the orange of her spandex outfit’s crotch.

Jennifer Walters, on the other hand, was not looking her best. In her attempt to blend in with the crush of New York pedestrians, Jen sided with a frumpy attorney’s skirt and jacket, with flat dress shoes. She even donned her totally superfluous wide-framed glasses, which she used in court when she wanted to be taken seriously as a regular, unattractive lawyer--it seldom worked. Here, however, Jennifer’s outfit was successful in helping her blend into the crowd as she watched Joystick’s sloppy robbery in action.

“If I stop her now, I’ll never get to ask her anything before I have to turn her over to the police,” Jen thought as she followed Joystick from a distance. “I’ll follow her to her hideout, then Hulk-out and ask her some questions.”

It wasn’t easy: Joystick stuck to the back alleys and was sure to hide at any sign of police. It was getting on towards sunset before Jen was finally relieved to see Joystick heading towards an unmarked door down a long alley.

“This is it,” Jennifer Walters thought to herself as she approached Joystick.