She's not having fun

"Hey, babe, what's up?"

"Ohmigawd, hi, sexy! How are you?"

"Nothing much. Wanna have sex?"

"Like, okay!"

Reality comes back, but you still don't have much control over your body. Your sister grimaces.

"Okay, that was really lame. I guess not letting you speak for yourself kinda defeats the purpose... Yeah, I'll take that part away. Keeping the accent, though."

You blink. "Did it, like, work?" Your voice is still grating to your ears, but at least you can kind of get out what you want to say. "Well, this is, like, pretty okay I guess," you say.

"Here," your sister says, "I'll take the penalty for that game."

For the first time, you desperately appreciate your sister's sense of fair play. Three options come up on the screen.

Option 1: Gee, That's Swell!

Option 2: Blondes Have More Fun

Option 3: Random