She's lonely and bored

"Well Dr. Vierre, my husband works very hard for us, but he's gone so much I feel lonely. My last child will be going off to college soon, and I don't want to spend my days just sitting around the house with nothing to do, with almost no social life, family life, or sex life!"

"No sex life?" Wendy repeated, shocked that any man could refuse sex with her.

"None! It's always 'I'm tired' or 'I have work tomorrow' or 'I'm not in the mood'! You know, Doctor, he hasn't even kissed me in months! And now he's planning a trip for work!" she practically exploded.

"Hmm, just one question, if I may?"