She's been arrested

"Hollywood actress Rachel McAdams has been arrested for public nudity, drink driving, and assaulting a police officer. McAdams, known for starring in films such as Morning Glory and About Time, is being held in California State Prison awaiting trial, and could face sixteen years in prison."

Well, that sucked for Rachel. She'd hadn't got away with the DUI, someone must have reported her nuity after I left, and she'd not been too happy when the officer showed up to arrest her. At least she'd had a good time.

There wasn't anything I could do about it, so I put it out of my mind... until I got a phone call from the police.

Let's just say I got very worried at first. But it turned out they didn't know I'd fucked Rachel in public. They had got her for being half-naked, not for having sex. No, the reason they wanted me was that Rachel wanted a conjugal visit, and had identified me as her last sexual partner...