She's Pregnant

Tonya waffled, but finally pulled up her t-shirt. Her breasts were obviously swollen and the normally thin blonde girl had a definitively swelled belly.

"Mmmppphhh!" I said.

Chrissie nodded her agreement. "Tonya...you're pregnant."

Tonya stamped her bare foot. "No, I'm not! I had my period two weeks ago!"

"I believe you," said Chrissie, "but that doesn't make you any less pregnant."

"You can't get pregnant from a glass dildo," said Tonya. "If that were the case, you and Erica would be knocked up. Besides, it's not even been a week since the museum job!"

"True," mused Chrissie, "and you look like you're six months along. Alright, take a home pregnancy test. That will answer the question."

"I don't have one," said Tonya, obviously uncomfortable with the idea.

Chrissie rolled her eyes. "Alright, maybe Laura has one. I hear her coming down the hall."

On cue, Laura entered the kitchen, and we were all struck silent once again. Laura was wearing a pink little girl's dress that was cinched just below her breasts and barely covered her ass. Her red hair was drawn up in pigtails. She looked like a fetish stripper, except for the innocent look on her face.

We looked at each other, then back at Laura. Then we looked at each other again, then back at Laura. No one knew what to say.

Finally Chrissie said, "Umm...Laura...do you have a pregnancy test?" From the look on Chrissie's face, I could tell that she felt like she had just asked Barney the Dinosaur for a cigarette. I did my best not to snicker.

Laura blinked adorably. "A pregnancy test? You have to take a test to be a mommy?"

Chrissie rolled her eyes. "Nevermind. I'll go buy one."

"Mmmppphhh!" I said.

An hour later, Tonya was peeing on a stick. Five minutes after that, to nobody's surprise, the blue stick was announcing that Tonya was officially knocked up. Ten minutes after that, Chrissie was walking around with the dildo stuck inside her pussy again. Two hours after that, Chrissie, Tonya and I were playing rock, paper, scissors to see who would be the first one to put a diaper on Laura. She had wet herself twice and seemed oblivious to the need to use the bathroom.

Later that evening, I sat down and tried to think my way through things. Chrissie was giving Laura a shower and Tonya was resting, so I had the living room to myself. I tried to put the quiet time to good use.