She's Mad

"John!"

Rachel barged into my room a few hours later

"Why the fuck did you let me leave like this?" she demanded.

"You left like that on your own accord," I said.

"Did you do something?" Rachel asked.

"Nope. Restful Rachel."

Rachel went back into trance.

"Go clean yourself up," I instructed. I wasn't that mean. "Then come back here."

After Rachel showered, I took in her naked form as she reentered my room.

"It's clear we're never going to be anything other than roommates," I said. "But I can still have fun. Rachel, from now on, when we're at home, I want you to walk around naked. You will think nothing of it. Now, call up a sexy, single friend of yours and tell her you have the sexiest man in the world to introduce her to. I'm going to hypnotize her to be my girlfriend, and when she arrives, you'll introduce her to me then leave so I can entrance her."

I woke Rachel up and she made the call.

"I have a friend coming over," Rachel said. "I think she'll be perfect for you."

"You're setting me up?" I asked.

Rachel nodded. "Maybe with a girlfriend of your own you'll stop gawking at me."

"Who is it?"