Share Agnes to shut up Brett

Dustin: Y'know, Brett, I know your code right now shows that you're in shock, but it is a good question to ask. Turns out, none of us real. Just figments of a superior being's computer. Who knew? Apparently the IT guy at my company! Anyways, he somehow hacked, don't ask too many questions on that, and we could change the code, which means, we can change reality.

Brett: But... But... if none of us are real, then why are you so focused on getting your golf and sex? Why bother turning an old lady into a hot chick? Shouldn't you be focused on getting out of the simulation?

Dustin: Brett, its not the fuckin' Matrix, we're not real beings in the computer simulation, its all computer!

Brett: But why bother doing anything then?

Dustin: It makes the computer code that represents me, or is me happy. I like to be happy..

Agnes: Uh guys?

Dustin: Oh, I'm sorry, Agnes, would you like to suck our dicks?

[Agnes gives them both finger guns and then gets on her knees, and takes off their pants.]

Brett: But why not just change your code directly then? Just use your app and say Dustin is happy?

Dustin: See, I thought about that, but if I change my code too much... Oh, shit Agnes, that is good.. if I change it too much, then in a real sense, I stop existing, and the altered code replaces me. I mean, little stuff like the golf, that's just fun. But going too meta, changing the code, keep tugging on that string, it leads to non-existence.

Agnes: Gasp, guys can we focus here? Horny slut here, needs a deep dicking.

Brett: Shit, I really need to fuck her. My cock is so hard.... Did you change my code?

Dustin: Swear to the non-existent God, I did not. My phone's in my pocket at the moment

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