Shapeshifting powers

Sophie: "Having all of this garbage on me feels like a million bucks, but I can't go outside like this! I also don't wanna be wasting more wishes on changing my form - who knows if these are actually limited? No, I wish to be able to shapehift freely!"

And lo and behold, there was shapeshifting freely. You immediately retract all of your extraneous extremities and are back into your ordinary Sophie form. A doubt creeps up on you whether you might've now lost these wonderful additions due to forgetting exactly where they are and what they look like, but as you attempt to transform back, your fears are proven unfounded as you find yourself capable of toggling between these two forms freely.

With a bit of experimentation, you discover that you are able to create sort of 'presets' of forms into which you can effortlessly shift into as long as you just focus a little. You create a preset form for Chun-Li of Street Fighter just for laughs, complete with her Chinese dress. You're able to transform into an ordinary mouse, into a spec of dust, or into a humongous mech. Free shapeshifting must really mean free, because you can't find much of any limits to this.

Sophie: "Let's see if I can squeeze out one more wish out of this..."

By turning yourself into the form of Nier:Automata's 2B, you're able to get an orgasm in two seconds flat. However, now a strange message pops up onto your field of vision. It states:

"Attention! You have reached your quota of free orgasm-wishes. Unlock three additional monthly wishes for a sum of $11,999,999,999 per month."

Sophie: "For fuck's sake."

Disregarding the astounding implications of this curious message, you decide to make most of your current situation and focus entirely on your shapeshifting, as it's really the only net gain you acquired from this strange interaction. But what a gain it is! You quickly get used to your powers, and terrorize your city with all sorts of antics.

You turn into the shape of a werewolf and patrol the city parks during full moons. You take the shape of rich and famous people and then act like a jerk in public, and even get arrested as them, before disappearing after being taken into custody. You get into street fights, and when your opponent punches you, you scream and turn yourself into a pile of dust, traumatizing every onlooker.

You learn how to shapeshift parts of yourself into real gold bars which can then be lobbed off and sold. You grow to monstrous sizes and stomp around the city, making sure to keep yourself as a pliable amorphous mass so that you don't actually do any physical damage. You even learn to duplicate yourself by shapeshifting into having a whole other body. The TV and newspapers are a rabid mess, the market price of gold has tanked due to inflation, and thanks to your clones, you've managed to extend your mayhem to every major city in US, and are making great headway in Europe and Asia too.

Soon, society is on the verge of collapsing, as humanity can no longer be collectively sure whether the people they meet are real, or shapeshifting trickster Goddesses. While you never actually cause bodily harm to anyone or destroy anything larger than a car, the results of your doings could be described as nothing less than mayhem.

Finally, you have the idea to make an ultimatum to the people of the Earth: they can have their old society back, but in turn, you must be paid 12 billion dollars per month. This way, you can keep getting your monthly orgasm wishes. The people of the Earth concede. The required money is siphoned from the U.S. military budget by removing all crutons from ration packs. This lack of necessary carbs eventually leads to an army-wide insurrection which causes the collapse of The United States.

That however is inconsequential to you. Expecting that there will be some form of checks and balances system, you don't try to wish for infinite wishes, or that the monthly wish subscription would cost 12 dollars instead of 12 billion dollars. No, instead you simply wish for an inexhaustible bank account, so that you don't have to take any lousy market fluctuations into account when shapeshifting valuables for yourself.

This makes you functionally omnipotent. As you no longer have any reasonable avenue for ascension, and any and all decisions you make can be reversed without much consequence, there is very little reason to present any more choices to the reader.

ENDING 77 -Technicality Ending-