Sexy Zombie Outbreak (Male)

You're having such a bad day today that you're actually debating skipping first period. The drive to school is slow and tedious, and you already can't wait to go home by the time you've stepped out of your parents' car. As you lock the door and enter the school, you notice all the Night School girls lined up in the hallway. At a glance, it looks like the line is heading right for the nurse's office.

Calypso yawns into her mouth as she sits in her wheelchair. "I can't keep my eyes open."

"Yes, how much longer must I stand next to the fleabag?" Ahyoka asks.

"You want to do this here, Bat-Bitch?!" Luna shrieks back.

Moony holds up a several balloons tied to read, "FIGHT" as Luna and Ahyoka start pushing and snarling at each other. The Night School girls crowd around the scene as you walk away. You're too annoyed to be bothered with dealing with their usual antics.

To cheer yourself up, you head to the cafeteria to see if any of your friends are there. Carol is hard at work preparing food while some of the girls have stopped there for breakfast. You take a seat next to Chris, Amy, and Alexandra as they begin talking to Tammy, Nebula, Zoe, and Alena.

"Hey! Morning, Sam!" Amy greets enthusiastically.

"Did you catch the line out there?" Alexandra asks. "Wonder what that's about?"

"Another government mandated date to pump us with more stuff out of Area 51," Nebula says. "I'd bet my life on it."

"Be wary of what you wager," Alena warns, staring at her with her exposed eye.

"It's probably just some shots for the season," Tammy guesses. "Every school has those."

"Uh, we stopped doing those after Nebula started complaining to BOTH principals," Chris says.

"And aren't half those girls monsters?" Zoe asks. "Why would vampires and aliens need vaccines? Shouldn't they be immune to that stuff?"

"I really think you need to stop hanging out with Nebula and Alena," you tell Zoe.

"We're sitting right here!" Nebula shouts.

The PA system springs to life. You hear the unmistakable voice of Ms. Cherry, the Night School Principal. "Good morning to all you crazy critters down there! Ms. Cherry's got the Real Mccoy for you ladies out there! First up is a crazy warning not to neck or -!"

The microphone makes a static sound as you hear someone telling Ms. Cheery to, "Give me that!" A calming breath follows before Ms. Pershing's voice comes through.

"Good morning to everyone who did not receive the email. I just want to remind everyone that, due to a mix up with food preparations and to who was handling meals last night for Night School, nobody is to eat anything prepared or leftover in the cafeteria. Anyone who has should report to the Nurse's Office for a checkup by Ms. Pill immediately. Thank you!"

The girls all look down at their snacks in shock. Amy pushes her tray away while Zoe turns a dark shade of green. Tammy bolts for the trash can screaming, "I think I'm gonna be sick!"

Nebula stands up on her chair screaming in victory. "Ah-Ha! I knew it! Poison in the food! Who's laughing now, assholes?!"