Setup

In the A.N.A.L. (Association of Naming All Legends) Headquarters for Heroes cafeteria, amongst groups of C-listers, sat a couple of A-listers. Since the Justice League Headquarters was undergoing serious refurbishment after a recent battle with Lex Luthor, A-list celebrities had no choice but to mingle with the C-listers in A.N.A.L. if they wanted a free lunch.

"The rumour I've heard about ThongMan, is it really true?" Asked Power Girl.

"You can find out yourself, he'll be coming through that door any second now." Said Wonder Woman.

What could these two be up to?

"Hello, ladies... No, don't get up." I said to the room, revelling in my recent defeat of Biker Lass, as all heads turned to see me standing there in my lace-tied Thong I felt like an A-lister.