Set up a barricade

A row of traffic cylinders dots the road, with Officer Jenny and yourself standing in front of them. Before long, five motorcycles come speeding down the road, only to reach a screeching halt in front of you.

“STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!” you both command. Squeeeeeee! You’re both totally on the same wavelength! Being a police officer must run in your blood. Maybe after you become a Pokemon Master, you should pursue a career in law enforcement.

“Well. What do we have here?” The five men, wearing leather jackets and denim jeans, dismount their bikes. Now that you have a closer look at the bikes’ antennas, you notice that several of the panties look exactly like the ones you’re wearing. Does that mean multiple policewomen have already tried arresting these guys? Is that what happened to the other officers at Jenny’s station? Gulp. The sight of the sirens waving in the wind is starting to make your pussy sound its own siren in alarm.

“You all are under arrest for speeding, reckless driving, sexual harassment, and multiple counts of molesting a police officer!” the blue-haired woman declares.

One man steps forward, clearly the leader. He starts, “Is that s-”

“THESE CRIMES ARE ESPECIALLY HEINOUS!” Jenny screeches.

The leader pauses, slightly jarred, then starts again. “Is that so? And who’s gonna do something about it? Sure ain’t you two, cuz we’re about to take you for a ride. You cops always love taking the hogs for a spin.” The gang starts up in crude laughter.

“Speaking that way to an officer of the law is unacceptable!” Jenny snaps.

“Yeah!” you add.

“Ooh, I’m quaking in my boots. Seriously, I’m supposed to be afraid of Miss Loudmouth and her 5-foot hype girl? Don’t make me laugh.”

Both you and Officer Jenny go off at the same time, talking over each other as you viciously refute the names you’ve been called, and return fire with insults of your own. The entire thing is unintelligible, and the man ignores it entirely.

“Hey, boys, take a look at their belts! The fuzz brought pokemon this time!” he calls back to his fellow criminals. “It might be fun to have a battle with them, instead of just tossing them over our shoulders as usual. Whaddya say, ladies? You win, you get us in handcuffs. You lose…” he grins ominously, “…well, you princesses are in for the rides of your lives. Want in?”

“We accept!” you and Jenny yell, again in unison.