Selina has a chat with Jennifer/Jason

“Hay ‘Lena,” Steph said taking off her helmet and pulling off her Spoiler mask.

“Don’t forget to brush your fangs,” Selina said.

“Yes Mommm,” Steph said putting a hard emphasis on mom as she walked towards the passage Selina was standing in.

Barbara turned to look back at her bike. Jason kept watching. Steph raised her hand for a high-five as she passed Selina, but Selina’s response was a response, not a customary one…

“Well I have to get home,” Barbara said, “Night Jenny, Night Selina.”

“Night Barbara,” Selina smiled, “Come on Jen, let’s have a look at you.”

“Night” Jason muttered.

Barbara turned her bike around and then mounted it before leaving. Jason followed Selina to a separate room under in the underground area that looked like it once was a ticket room for a subway station. Jason always thought that Selina was a babe, and here she was in black leather leggings, a pair of sneakers and a Gotham Knights Hockey Jersey. Jason was surprised that ‘she’ was still happy to watch Selina’s ass as she walked ahead of ‘her’. Selina turned, leaned against a counter and folded her arms across her chest.

“Jason?” Selina arched an eyebrow.

“What the fuck is going on!?” Jason burst out, “I woke up this morning with a dick, now I am the body of my wet dream fantasies!”

“OK, settle down,” Selina put one hand over her face, “TMI by the way. Did you experience any Deja-vu at all yesterday?”

“Yeah, I could have sworn the elevator doors opened so I blinked as I walked forward and bang,” Jason said, “Walked into the doors and then a second later, the doors opened.”

“About six pm?” Selina asked.

“Yeah, about right,” Jason said.

“That’s about when my stalker gave me Wonder Woman and Superman’s powers and had me fight Nazi Zombies,” Selina said.

“What, did you get caught in Black Ops?” Jason asked.

“No, the little reality warping imp messed with me as well,” Selina rolled her eyes.

“Yeah, I was live streaming my first encounter with the mini-you and Dick called her ‘Selina’s Larry,’ got any idea what that is about?” Jason asked.

“Well I am I don’t have to explain string theory and the Multiverse to you,” Selina said.

“Yeah, Bruce had a manuel about the size of three phone books on what to do in case of certain multiverses crossing over,” Jason said.

“Well here is the part that might blow your mind, it seems that some of them appear as fiction in other universes. Kind of like ‘Bednobs and Broom Sticks.’ Except rarely can people cross over into another line cleanly,” Selina said.

“Bed Nobs and what?” Jason said.

“Old Disney movie,” Selina said, “Didn’t you ever watch it?”

“Not that I remember,” Jason said.

“Well it is set in World War Two England, right after the retreat from Dunkirk,” Selina said, “An old woman is learning to be a witch, and has to take care of three kids evacuated from London. A spell they need to defeat the turns out to only be available in one of the kid’s children books, so they have to go into the story and find it a fully functional world filled with Cartoon Animal people.”

“Wait, so the witch jacked Mickey’s Spell book?” Jason snorted.

“Well it was a pendent from a lion,” Selina said, “But they used magic to get into the cartoon world and get back out.”

“So how does the movie end?” Jason asked.

“Like you would expect an old Disney movie too,” Selina shrugged, “Family, friendship, magic and a good musical number.”

“Ok,” Jason said.

“Well for us, we watch something and it is just a movie or tv show, for the characters in it, it is just as real to them. Hell, we might be fiction to someone else right now…” Selina said.

“Think there is a commercial break in here?” Jason asked.

Selina and Jason just paused and looked around, then both shrugged.

“Like we would realize if there was,” Selina said, “But the Imps as they are called, they do and they can not only watch pretty much every universe, they can also jump into those realities. On top of that they have god like abilities to mess with each reality they travel into.”

“God like abilities to mess with reality?” Jason was still struggling with the idea.

“Well not only did you get TGed tonight, but your history as a Robin was erased,” Selina pointed out.

“Ok, fair enough,” Jason dropped it.

“Mine showed up yesterday and said she was going to make the Heroine I should have been,” Selina rolled her eyes, “My brownstone turned into a manor on Merchant row, I am suddenly the wealthy heiress of a vast real estate fortune, I got my own Cat-Cave, I have arsenals of tools and gadgets, I have a sassy French Maid, a Mousy personal assistant and two sidekick kittens slash orphan wards.”

“Right, where is the down side to this for you?” Jason asked.

“She also redesigned all my suits on me,” Selina threw her hands up, “And put me on the Justice League call list.”

“The horrors,” Jason was unimpressed.

“I get it girlfriend,” Selina snickered, “Look from what I have found, after Two Face killed your parents, I took you in and got appointed as your guardian by the state. Your Uncle ended up in jail. You have grown up to be a punk princess, and your feline alter ego has become a widely known and respected heroine in your own right.”

“Ok,” Jason said.

“Oh and you are probably shouldn’t be surprised to hear this, but you and Babs did have an affair while Dick was chasing that alien space chick in the Titans and there is a massive lesbian pride flag over your bed,” Selina said.

“So how do we undo this?” Jason asked.

“I have no idea,” Selina threw up her hands, “According to Bruce, he normally waits a bit for something to backfire horribly and his superfan to realize that lives are on the line so he changes things back. According to the Justice League files, Superman just has to get his imp to say his name backwards. What did Dick say about his ‘Larry’ character?”

“You know, he told me the story, but I think I was plotting to kill him at the time,” Jason said honestly.

“I can see that. Well the little rascal kept using a different name with each costume she wore,” Selina noted.

“Same, she called herself Julie and then ‘aunt Michelle.’ Think maybe if we can get her real name we can get her to say it backwards?” Jason asked.

“Not sure,” Selina said, “But you need to get some sleep. No offense, but you are grounded until further notice. Don’t start with me Jason, until we can get this undone, you need to train up with this new body. You were a strapping young man, but now you are a young lady.”

“Point taken,” Jason said, “A few questions, like how do I get this cowl off?”

Selina snorted in amusement.

“Here let me show you…”