Seducing Yoruichi!

"Why, the sexy lady that stays with Urahara of course!" Rukia stated as she reentered her Gigai, ejecting Chappy and putting her back in the dispenser for now.

Ichigo spluttered and went beet red. "You have GOT to be kidding me! And here I thought you were being serious here!"

"Hey, come on, Master, I AM being serious!" Rukia pouted. "Think about it! She's hot, she's strong enough to help train you, she's hot, she already has the right kind of shameless attitude for the lifestlye we offer, and did I mention, she's hot?" Rukia asked Ichigo.

"Argh, becoming a genie has made you worse than Kon!" Ichigo threw his hands up in the air in exhasperation. He then blinked. "Speaking of which, where is the little troublemaker right now?" he wondered aloud.

As if the universe picked now to answer his question, and give him further cause for exhasperation, the window opened, and the soul occupying the plushie entered. "Whew, back from my walk, and..." He froze, seeing a naked Rukia in bed next to Ichigo. "..." Without warning, a geyser of blood erupted from Kon's nostrils, and sent him rocketing into the wall, and knocking him out cold, twitching, and with a dopey smile on his face. "Can now... die happy..." he slurred subconsciously.

Ichigo proceeded to face palm. "For the sake of my own sanity, I'm not even going to question how a plushie can even HAVE a nosebleed," he sighed.

"Pure perversion Master," Rukia giggled as they got into bed together. "Pure perversion..."

He sighed, done with the day. "Good night Rukia..."

"Good night Master... but just think it over," Rukia grinned. "That slender body, her chocolate skin with exotic purple hair and gleaming orange eyes, and the cat theme would make her a pretty damn sexy Neko wouldn't-?"

"Good NIGHT Rukia!" Ichigo cut her off, though he was definitely thinking about it. And the fact that he had seen Yoruichi naked in the past certainly didn't help matters. He drifted off, ignoring Rukia's titters to the best of his ability.