Secret Mission

"And this'll be your room!"

"Thanks," Jen said looking over the room Jubilee had brought her to during the "small tour". It was a good size but it was a step down from her apartment... or a major step up considering the size of the whole place. "This will do just fine."

Jubilee grinned. "Awesome! Gwen's room is right over there and oh! That's mine and Shogo's and over there's Walt's!" She laughed. "Sorry the place is kinda... eclectic!"

Jen laughed too looking around the odd building that was half old fashioned mansion with hightech additions and half living plant thing. "It's definitely something else... but it's nice. Speaking of Walt... how long do you think..."

Jubilee blinked and then laughed some more. "For it to take him to break onto your place, grab some of your things for you and disappear confounding any agents and whatnot as to the who and how? Not too long. Depends on how big a list you gave him! How much of your awesome wardrobe did you tell him to swipe?! I wonder if he's going through your underwear right now?!" She laughed as Jen blushed wondering the same thing. "Hey feel free to say no but... can I get your autograph? Please?!"

Jen laughed and nodded. "Sure! Why not?" *Anything to stop me from thinking about... that...* she thought.

There's a buzzing sound. "Oh, that's my phone. Hang on," Jubilee said smiling. "Oh... it's Penny! She hopes we're doing good over here-" Her phone buzzed again. "Oh geez another? Guess I'm popular today!"

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Walt swallowed looking at the bras. "Uhmmm... okay. Which ones are which?" He looked at the list. "A little help, please?"

(("I believe that these are the requested articles, Boss. You'll need to hold them up though so I can scan and verify."))

Friday highlighted the most likely objects that matched the descriptions given in the heads-up. Walt sighed in relief and grabbed one holding it up. "Thank you, Friday!"

(("You're very welcome, Boss. Anything to assist you in your covert operations... or in this case panty raid."))

Walt rolled his eyes. "That's not funny, Fri- what are you doing?" He watched Friday creating a visual 3d representation of-

(("Trying to render a virtual 3d model of Ms Walters bust to-"))

"Stop that!" Walt said. "Why would you-"

(("To verify we have the correct articles, Boss. Well need to do the same thing for the panties and every other article of underwear and intimates... unless you were hoping to repeat this particular mission? Are you already developing a taste and proclivity for-"))

"Fuck that!" Walt said and opened the extra dimensional storage space and pulling out the entire drawer. "We're taking them all! She can sort through what she wants when we get home!" He dumped the entire dresser drawer full of bras into the storage space. And repeated the process with the panties until Friday alerted him.

(("Unspecified devices detected entering the extradimensional space."))

Walt froze. "What?" he hissed. "A bug? A bomb? A-"

(("I believe it's several devices of a rather intimate nature. The first is a long cylindrical shaft that's been made out of-"))

"Stop," Walt said sighing. "Enough, Friday. I think I get the picture. Just... anything dangerous?"

(("While several of them might make surprisingly effective improvised weapons I don't believe that they are inherently dangerous, Boss."))

"Great," he groaned. "Not dangerous until we bring Jen's sextoys home... then she'll kill us all!"

(("Shall I inform the ladies that we're bringing the-"))

"Noooo," Walt said quickly. "It's best to explain in person and not go into the specifics... I updated my will, right?"

(("You did though you need to make yet another amendment now regarding your most recent acquisitions. "))

Walt nodded and sighed as he dumped the contents of another drawer into the extra dimensional storage space. "Right. Right. Jubes... write it up for me all the usual stuff and amendments and I'll look it over back in my office." He rubbed at his head after putting the drawer back before removing another and repeating the process again. "I need to go home soon. I..." he smiled. "I miss home... because that's where my family is."

(("Yes, Sir. You have been filling it up and spending more time enjoying yourself there than I have ever seen, Walter,"))

He smiled and started heading for the closet. "I have, haven't I? It just... it actually "feels" like a home again. I-"

He stopped after opening the walk in closet and sighed. It was a lot bigger than he'd expected. A lot, a lot. "I'm out of my depth... Say Friday, just a hunch but is Janet Van Dyne's name on the lease for the apartment?"

(("No, Sir. It's on the lease for the building."))

Walt nodded. "That makes sense. Ok, Friday. I seriously need your help with this one! No joking around this time. Please?"

(("But I wasn't joking around before, Boss. It's a very serious situation you're in here."))

"I quite agree, Fri and I'm glad you feel that way," he said. "I'm going to slowly walk through to the end, then back. Then I want you to highlight only the necessary items, please?"

(("Only the necessary items, Walter?"))

Walt nodded. "Yes, Fri. Only the necessary items."

(("Understood... one moment please, Sir.")) Friday began analyzing all the items Jen had marked on her list of "essentials" then started running that information through project WoW, creating a profile and database for Jennifer Walters. Extrapolating and determining a type and preferences then cross referencing that with Walter's type and preference data that had been gathered in intimate detail. Matching it against all of the data she'd recorded and gathered from all of the ladies to maximize the benefit of clothes to "wow" Walter with. All in the matter of a breif moment. (("Ready, Sir."))

Walt walked to the end of the closet and slowly and back again. Friday immediately targeted everything Jen "wanted", and added everything Jen and Walt would both find necessary for "appeal" to both of them.

Walt swallowed. It was a lot... but not ludicrously so. "Better get to it," he said to himself. He started quickly pulling items off of the racks and shelves. Some of the things Friday had him grab seemed... gratuitous or unnecessarily sexy. It was hard to not picture Jen wearing them!

But he nodded. Jen was an extremely attractive woman and he was definitely not a fashion expert. He had stylish clothes because he paid experts for them usually chosen by Friday until lately. If left to his own devices he'd wear what he liked everyday... and he often did when he thought he could get away with it.

After the fashion debacle the rest was easy. A few personal things she wanted and they were done. He laptop and similar devices were missing, likely confiscated, but he had already guessed that much. Probably being analyzed by Shield or whoever right now. Even if they were here it'd probably be trapped, bugged or chipped. Not worth the trouble. Speaking of...

The apartment was definitely bugged and he'd noticed some surveillance cameras. He smirked and waved at few of them knowing that between Friday and the suit they couldn't see, hear or detect him in anyway. And they'd never see him leave either just like they couldn't see him enter. "Alright, Friday. Ready for extraction. "

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-Prime-

Dave waved at Walt. "Hey, how'd it go?"

Walt chuckled. "Just fine. I got everything I needed more or less. Send me back to the mansion?"

Dave nodded. "That's one way to make sure they'll never see you coming. Poor Shield... Soooo... She-Hulk, huh?"

Walt sighed. "Yes Dave and no I haven't collared her. Mind out of the gutter."

Dave chuckled. "Can you blame me? She's a beauty if your tastes run that way. Strong and sexy... and she knows it! Jennifer's profile is rather promiscuous-"

"I said mind out of the gutter," Walt growled. "This is business, not a pleasure outing to some vacation fuck world."

Dave nodded. "I know, I know." He grinned. "Just like I know you activated another collar so if it wasn't the Amazonian She-Hulk and you already collared Gwen that means you collared Jubilee!"

Walt froze. "Yep."

Dave pumped his fist. "Yes! I knew it! Harls thought for sure it'd be Gwen but I knew the the Firecracker was safe bet! Just won me some kinky bedroom stuff! You been sweet on her a longtime and reading over your reports from back in the day even I could tell she had a thing for you!"

Walt sighed. "It wasn't like-"

Dave looked at him raising an eyebrow. "So you didn't sleep with her?"

Walt pursed his lips.

Dave chuckled. "That's what I thought. She's probably got you wrapped around her finger already... and vice-versa ! Good for her... good for the both of you actually!"

Walt smiled and nodded. "Speaking of I need something."

Dave shrugged inputting the coordinates. "Whatcha need my man?"

Walt nodded. "A childs "collar" for about a one and a half- two year old. We can't actually collar one quite that young yet, wouldn't be safe, but at the rate he's likely to start growing it won't-"

"What?" Dave said looking at him. "Seriously? You're actually going to-"

Walt smirked. "I already did. Just ain't made it official yet. Yeah. That's what she asked of me and I told her I'd do anything. He's a sweet kid. At least for now anyway. He might develop a potty mouth. Jubes has but that was probably Logan's fault. She keeps it check around the kid and when she's happy she's sweet like she always was but kids have a way of picking up-"

"Jeepers, Papa bear!" Dave said grinning. "Look at you gushing! I'm happy for you! You're going to be awesome! You've had enough practice!"

Walt smiled. "Thanks, bud. I sure hope so. I want to do right by them. It's my-"

"Responsibility," Dave said with him and laughed. "You're predictable that way, you know."

Walt blinked and froze. "I am? Huh... guess, I never thought about that..."

Dave looked at him. "Something wrong?"

He shrugged. "Maybe... maybe not... I better get back in there. Can you adjust the time?"

Dave blinked. "Sure when do you want to be there?"

Walt nodded. "How about a couple minutes after I left the mansion?"

Dave raised an eyebrow. "Ok, sure... but isn't that going to surprise them?"

Walt nodded as he walked towards the platform. "I sure hope so. Friday?"

(("Yes, Boss?"))

Walt stretched and cracked his neck. "Release the seal to level two... no... better make it level three. Uneven distribution. Prioritize Strength, durability and healing in that order." He pulled a collar out and put it in his pocket and at the ready. "Send a warning to Jubilee and Gwen too. It may not arrive there before we do but let's be safe about this."

(("Understood. Contents?"))

"Two words," he said. "Jen's Dangerous."

[Walter Stark Penny Polendina F.R.I.D.A.Y Neopolitan Pyrrha Nikos Nora Valkyrie Yang Xiao Long Blake Belladonna Kali Belladonna Sienna Khan Willow Schnee Glynda Goodwitch Zwei Ahnassi Lifts-Her-Tail Senko Sayoko Shinozaki Roberta Cisneros Haruna Sasha Blouse Ilulu Rachel "Raven" Roth Manami "La Brava" Aiba Tsuyu "Froppy" Asui Haruhime Sanjouno Anastasia "The Baroness" Cisarovna/DeCobray Demona Mystique Pirotess Lydia Aela the Huntress Serana Mission Vao Curie Ada PAM KL-E-O Merida Gwen "Gwenom" Stacy Jubilation "Jubilee" Lee and Jennifer "She-Hulk" Walters

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