Season 3

Buffy saw with her arm around her girlfriend as they lounged in the back of the Bronze. Willow winced a bit at the Slayer's tightening grip and she rubbed her just above Buffy's knee soothingly. She guessed Buffy was feeling just a bit threatened by the charismatic new Slayer or maybe she was just reminded of what happened to Kendra.

“...it was about a hundred and eight degrees, I'm sleepin' without a stich on, suddenly I hear all this screamin'. I go tearin' outside – stark nude – this church bus has broke down and three vamps are feasting on half the Baptists in South Boston. So I waste the vamps and the preacher is hugging me like there's no tomorrow... until that is, he notices lil' Faith here poking him,” she paused to unabashedly gesture at the bulge in her pants just in case there was any doubt about what she was referring to, “He totally freaks and pulls away, stumbles and falls to his knees right there in front of me. And that's when the cops show up. Arrested us both-- poor guy got in the papers for messin' with a tranny.”

Xander was smiling but also looking a little green at the mention of Faith's penis, “They should film that story and show it every Christmas.”

Cordelia wasn't charmed as she interjected with obvious distaste, “While I get that term is technically accurate for what a Slayer is, but yea, let's not use it. Please.”

Buffy was nodding beside Willow as Faith shrugged easily and snatched another muffin from the plate on the round table before them, “Sexy chick with a dick it is then, Cor. God! I could eat a horse!” She held the muffin up to her mouth before looking to Buffy and saying, “Isn't it crazy? Slayin' always makes you hungry and horny.”

Xander and Cordelia turned to regard Buffy with open curiosity. Willow felt Buffy stiffen slightly against her. She tried very hard to keep her face purely innocent. She had first hand knowledge that Slaying did in fact make Buffy horny. Oh did it ever.

“Maybe a little.” Buffy admitted and gave Willow a small smile.

Willow blushed and looked away as Xander's eyes went glassy as no doubt naughty images flitted through his mind. A condition his girlfriend did not fail to notice as she dug her elbow into his side.

Cordelia spoke up, “I get it.”

Everyone looked at her, Willow included. 

The brunette rolled her eyes, “Not the horny thing – yuck – the two slayer thing: there was only one, but then Buffy died for like two minutes so Kendra was called, then Kendra was vamped which pretty much qualifies as dead so Faith was called.”

Buffy's breath hitched and Willow did her best to give her a little secret side hug thingie. Then she shot Cordelia a very intimidating glare for using the K word which was sadly not even noticed by the girl in question.

“No shit!?” Faith exclaimed, “I knew the last girl ate it obviously, but...damn! She's playin' for the other team now? Naw- no way, you staked her, right B?”

Willow's stomach jumped right into her throat as Buffy's face went stone-like. Willow leapt to her feet and tugged at Buffy's arm because actually pulling a super powered girlfriend up was sort of impossible, “Hey! I love this song-- that's been playing for two minutes already and I only just now noticed! Haha! Let's dance! Buffy? Please?”

Buffy gave her a beautiful little smile that said, 'I love you.' and she got to her feet.

“Great idea, Red. I'm still plenty worked up.” Faith was up and snatching Xander's hand, the boy positively flying out of his seat as her Slayer enhanced strength brooked no arguments.

“Excuse you.” declared Cordelia with a little heat and a glare, “My boyfriend, thank you.”

Faith was entirely unfazed as she extended a hand out to the brunette, “I know. Let's dance, yea? I'm an equal opportunity girl here.” When Cordelia failed to move, Faith continued with a bit of a sneer, “That is of course, if you don't think you can handle this.”

Cordelia scowled but finally took Faith's hand.

Soon enough the five of them were out on the dance floor, Faith having captured Cordelia's hips within the light touch of her hands as Xander did his best not to think about the Slayer's extra appendage as he shook and shimmied right next to her very nicely curved bottom.

Later...