Seamus's Whereabouts?

Ron, growing concerned, inquired, "Where did he go?"

To which, disappointed, Neville responded, "I don't know."

Harry, curious, probed further, "This isn't the first time, right?"

Neville confirmed his suspicions, "Seamus has disappeared from our room on some other occasions, too."

Ron and Harry, both surprised, gasped in response to this revelation. Neville continued, "The strange thing isn't Hermione's disappearances; it's that Seamus has become completely hairless. He asked for a trimmer one day and shaved his entire body."

"What?" asked Harry and Ron, completely perplexed.

"The hair on a post-teen boy's body distinguishes it from a girl's body," said Harry. "If Seamus removes his body hair, he'll look like a girl when he removes his clothes."

"What?" Ron and Neville asked.

"I'm just saying," Harry answered.

"The hair on a post-teen boy's body distinguishes it from a girl's body," continues Harry. "If Seamus removes his body hair, he'll look like a girl when he removes his clothes."

"What?" Ron and Neville asked.

"I'm just saying," Harry answered.

"Well, you're right," Neville said. "Seamus will look like a girl, especially with his big ass."

"Is that right? Did Seamus have a big ass always?" Harry asked.

"Not always. It grew recently. I think it's hot," Neville said before going to their room.

"I think I'll stay distant from Neville. He's becoming gay. Did you see his eyes when he spoke about Seamus's grown ass?" Ron said.

Harry nodded in agreement.

"Well, there's only one way, Ron. We should ask Hagrid. Maybe he'll provide some information," Harry suggested.

"Yes, tomorrow evening, we'll meet him," Ron agreed.

The next day, in the evening, after the classes, Harry, Ron, and Hermione sat outside the Hogwarts classroom. Many students were walking and chatting with their friends. Suddenly, Hermione stood up and said, "I'm going," before leaving..

Harry and Ron stared as Hermione left. "What are we going to do?" Harry asked.

Ron replied, "One of us should follow Hermione, and the other should meet Hagrid, but it's almost getting dark. One of us should come from Hagrid's hut quickly."