Scrawny 18 year old

It's starting to get late, and everyone has started to leave the weight room, all except one guy.

You see this skinny, pale, teen standing in the corner lifting the five pound dumbbells. His name is Ron, you recognize him from high school. He was always a strange kid, really quite, so every assumed he was nice, but turns out he was a complete pervert. You also heard stories about how hung he was for his small body, he was only 5'2", but they called him tripod, because his dick was almost as long as his legs. This will work out perfectly you think to yourself.

You walk up to Ron, "Hey Ron, long time no see, could you do me a favor?"

Ron looks up, "Hey, how's it hanging?"

"To the right," you joke, "do you mind spotting my mom as she squats?"

Ron glances over at the goddess that is your mother in spandex. "I can do more than just spot," he says with a smile.

You know that you made the right choice, "Well actually, my mom and dad have been kind of distant, she could really use a deep conversation."

Ron stilling grinning, " I know exactly what you mean." He walks to your mom.