Scrapped IDF Plan Reveals More of Gadot Than Anyone Could Have Hoped (Gal Gadot, Cons)

Scrapped IDF Plan Reveals More of Gadot Than Anyone Could Have Hoped

By Peter Hardiman

Jan. 24, 2023

JERUSALEM, ISRAEL- It is no secret that Gal Gadot served in the Israeli armed forces. But not much is known about her time in the service. Records show that she worked in a propaganda division, but it seems odd that she wasn’t featured in any propaganda herself. Afterall, Ms. Gadot is a legendary beauty, surely that would have been of use.

Until today, we have been stuck assuming Ms. Gadot served quietly behind the scenes. A few weeks ago, the Times received an email from an unknown person that volunteered what they claimed to be a photo from Ms. Gadot’s time with the IDF. See picture below

The photo was met with immediate skepticism. Digital manipulation of celebrity images is a common occurrence these days. And the picture made little sense. Why would Gal be in a Hijab? Why would she pose for a professional photo with two giant dicks? And even if this was real, why wasn’t it released? If you get a beautiful woman to agree to a professional softcore photoshoot, you don’t just pocket the pictures for 15 years.

However, the photo was too arresting to dismiss out of hand. The initial source agreed to provide more information and corroborating witnesses, under the condition of anonymity for him and all other sources.

“Sgt. Gadot was the star of Operation Gomorrah. We knew whatever video we threw her in would get eyes on it. But just using her for basic propaganda or training videos felt like such a waste. A plan was devised. We would create a fake persona for Gal as a Palestian Muslim that found joy in her life by sucking and f***ing infidels.”

A far-fetched premise, but it’s been confirmed by 8 different sources within the IDF. When pushed about the desired outcome of this operation, the initial source had this to say.

“Sowing discord within Palestine was the goal. Our Gal would have put Mia Khalifa out of business with the views she would have got. Her existence and persona would have enraged the men and gotten some of their women on the defensive and maybe a little curious. If it got a couple of our boys some Palestinian pussy, that would have been a nice added bonus”

The source alluded to hardcore pornographic videos. A second source, “Tom”, provided more detail.

“We shot some of the hottest videos the world has never seen, some great pics too. The pics were important for the plan because we could spread them around easier in person. Hang them up in ladies' restrooms and stuff. But the videos were the best. We got her to do everything and do it with a smile. You want to talk about a Wonder Woman, this chick could have two guys clubbing her face with their dicks while a third f**ked her in the *ss and maintain the most beautiful smile you’ve ever seen the whole time.

Our reporting indicates that upwards of twelve videos were filmed and an equal amount of photo shoots were staged. The contents of the videos were all hardcore. The photoshoots included both soft and hardcore material.

“Sure, she fucked multiple partners. I think we only got two where she was with one guy. Usually, we stuck to two guys, but a couple of the videos feature three. We loved seeing her spitroasted or airtight. Oh, and if you count the gloryhole joint , I think that was about nine different guys she blew. There were girls involved, too. Never more than one other one in a video, but she loved to have a female co-star. They’d share a c*ck or each get plowed from behind while they kissed. There was one full lez video, too. I’m not into pegging but if I were, she’d be the one I’d have do it”

When questions of consent and Ms. Gadot’s morale were raised, the sources pushed back.

“Oh she loved every second of it. The trick with Gal is that she has a praise kink. You tell her she’s the most beautiful woman in the world, that her p*ssy is the best, and she’ll do anything you want. Sometimes on those gangbang shoots, the guys would forget to communicate with her and stroke her ego, so then before the climatic bukkake, the director would step in and kiss her forehead, tell her what a good girl she’d been. That got her smiley enough for the finale and randy enough to blow the director afterwards.”

The question still remained on how and why the materials were buried.

“Well, we had never gotten sign-off from the top brass. Better to ask forgiveness and all that. That’s why we banked so much material, **** their hand, show them the sunk cost. But, they weren’t buying it. They were utterly unconvinced that this wouldn’t be traced back to us or at least that people wouldn’t realize that Gal is actually Israeli. She’s pretty recognizable after all. They ordered the destruction of all the evidence, videos and photos included.”

Do you think that was the right call?

“Oh they were probably right. But given the chance to go back and change anything, I’d do it all over again. Except, I’d hide away more than a picture this go around. That was the best time of my life”

That was the reason for the tip off. Our initial source admits that all he wants is for those videos to surface. He is convinced that someone still has them, and this is his way of opening the door to their release. Our investigation did not turn up any admittance of possession or evidence of the videos still being out there. It is possible that this article prompts these videos making their way onto the internet but that is not the intention nor desire of the New York Times.

We reached out to Ms. Gadot for comment and she did not answer. The IDF says they have no record of an Operation Gomorrah.