Scorpenises

You are a bit of a mad scientist. With a clear sexual twist. For someone who has as much power and resources as you, creating weird new life forms that perfectly fit your own twisted desires and fetishes.

For example, the Scorpenises. A while new species brewed specially for sexual actions.

And you have two of them available right there on the desert were Claudus currently was.

Well, why not introduce the former king to his sweet little creations? They will certainly love playing with that cat.

So, with a few buttons pressed, it is done.

"Get him, boys." You say as you watch the scene developing on the screen.

Claudus is still walking on the sands as the sun beats down on him. All he can see is sand for miles, with no sign of civilization near. All Claudus could do was continue travelling. However, he was not alone. Claudus could be a king, but he had been a warrior during part of his life, and part of this training didn't vanished. He was able to pick up the approaching of something near, as his instincts told him that something was lurking around him. Claudus looked around, hoping to see the one who was coming at him, but only seeing sand.

His senses tried to discover where his assailant was, when a sudden shiver up his spine told him.

Beneath his feet.

Claudus jumped back right on time, for a pair of pincers emerged from the sand right where he was standing, probably aiming for him.

After the pincers grabbed nothing more than air, the owner of the pincers came out of the sand.

"Dammit! I thought I had him!" The creature said, as it came out of the sand. It was a giant scorpion, of red coloration, which turned around to face the king. "He is too quick."

As Claudus looked at the talking scorpion, another one emerged from the sands, this one blue. It also talked:

"Well, it was a good strategy, but you can't get them all. Don't worry, we can still get him. My tail is itching for some action."

"Yeah, mine too. I've been leaking all day." The red one agreed, and both of them thrust their tails in direction to Claudus. Claudus looked at the tails, and he had to take a double take and blink to be sure he was seeing it right.

Scorpions normally had stings on the tip of their tails. However, those scorpions didn't had them. They had penises! On the end of each scorpion tail was a huge, erect and leaking phallus on the place where the stinger would normally be on a common scorpion.

"What..." Claudus said, looking at the giant, talking and penis-tailed creatures before him. "Just... what kind of demoniac scorpions are you!?"

"Scorpions?" The red one said, "You got it wrong, kitty. We are no scorpions. We are scorpenises."

"And we are both itching for something to breed with our tails." The blue one said, "So you better be ready, kitty, because we won't go easy on you."

With this, the battle began.