Scissors

You choose scissors. Your heart sinks as you look at Kathy’s fist sitting firm in her hand. She played rock. Your sister reaches over to your hands and brings her fist down onto your “scissors” symbolically smashing them as she soon will be doing the same to your testicles.

“Okay big brother, I hope you survive this next one,” she says as she kicks your legs wide apart causing your meaty genitalia to dangle freely, swaying side to side between your legs.

She paces back and forth a few times and you get a good view of her toned and shapely legs. You gulp audibly as she positions herself in front of you and suddenly, she pulls her leg back and thrusts it up between your thighs at full ****. The bridge of her foot collides with your balls, crushing them against your pelvic bone.

You instinctively pull your knees together and fall to your knees as your sister starts counting down. After about 10 seconds, you slowly stand back on your feet.

Before you’re fully standing upright again, Kathy exclaims, “Alright! Round 2. Let’s go!” You quickly fumble with your hands to prepare your next move, not yet ready and still unsure the best plan of defense.