School’s over and the flag is flying

Dick walked outside still in his gym clothes. He saw a whole crowd gathered around something. He was shocked to see a shredded pair of Superman underoos hanging on the flagpole flying for everyone to see.

Dick immediately ran up not believing his eyes.

Suddenly he felt a hard yank and his shorts fell to his ankles. He froze as everyone looked at him and pointed. “Oh my gosh! It’s his underwear! It’s Clark Kent! Look at his little superhero! Look who’s going commando! Haha of course Little Dick wears baby underwear!”

Dick pulled his shorts back up and tried to get his underwear down from the flagpole, but gave up after some struggling while everyone laughed and pointed.