Say that you want to take it slow

You say that you want to take it slow and the nurse understands.
The nurse nods, her kind smile is always there...

"I understand" she says "Everyone adjusts at their own pace. Let me offer you three options to help you feel more comfortable."

"You can take more pills, I can assist you and give you support in a nice and comfortable room in the hospital, this will be a gradual approach"
"I can call a friend of mine, a nurse specialized in experimental training, this will be effective, and slightly faster"
"Or I can call another friend, she's a nurse specialized in training for slow people, she know how to control the situation and always shows great results"

She looks at you waiting for your decision...