Say something seductive to charm the ladies

"Horny!"

The girls stare at you, eyes wide.

"It's a psycho," the small guy whispers.

"It's a boy, though," the girl with braces whispers back.

"Um... I thought you were really beautiful, so I thought I'd ask you if you wanted a quick, you know, one night stand. And maybe I could keep your underwear."

There's another pause, as the nerds stare at you. Soon, the big-chested girl raises her hand.

"Uh, yeah?" you ask.

"Excuse me, which one of us are you asking?"

You quickly try to figure to figure out an answer, hoping not to just blurt out that you're horny again.