Saved by a talking rock!

Feeling her latest lover pulled off her with a yelp, Jen rolled to her side, fluttered her eyes and slowly looked up to find a massive green stone form pummel the feral Hulk before winding up his first for a swing. “It’s CLOBBERIN TIME!” Punching the offending brute over the skyline then turning his attention to the ones on top of Carol, the new attacker gave them the same treatment before wiping his mitts clean of his handy work.

Slowly sitting up and her vision focussing, Jen found Ben Grimm turning to see her and offer his stony hand to help her up. “Hey der Jen, you doin okay?”

Looking down at the belt of thermoses, Jen quickly unscrewed the cap of one and sipped at the cinnamon cappuccino with a sigh. When she was sure she wasn’t going to act like a cave woman again, she looked up to see the smirking face of the Thing looking down at her. “Ben?! Is that you?” She asked, getting back to her feet and finding she was at least a meter taller than the man, his eyes quickly diverting somewhere else while Jen tried to gather her clothes back on.

“Heh, yeah, seems going green can’t do more damage than this ol train wreck.” Chuckled the Thing, pointing a thumb to his stony face with a crooked smirk. For the most part he was right. Completely saturated in gamma radiation his appearance had changed very little save for the fact his rocky flesh now looked like crystalized jade. “Oh, and I brought the others.” Pointing behind Jen, the Queen Shulk found the rest of the Fantastic Four behind her, equally a shade of green and turned into feral Hulks themselves. Reed was a massive Brute hunched over and scratching at his thigh where Susan clung to his shoulder like a groupie, her figure that of a green skinned amazon who stared back at her with a jealous glare. Johnny’s hair and back were on fire with green flames to match his green skin where Tigra and Crystal clung to his steaming hot shoulders.

“Why Brute follow rock man? Brute strongest and toughest there is!” Growled Reed, eyeing up Jen and Carol now that they regained their bearings. “Brute want giant women! Giant Women belong to Brute!”

“Shut up Reed, I’m in charge here!” Slamming his fist and palm together, the impact left a small sonic boom that snapped the spiders out of their drunken stupor and made them aware of the situation. “Unless you want another rock knuckle sandwich to the jaw?”

“Awww, my head, was there Irish cream in that stuff?” Asked Spider-Hulk, now lucid as he rubbed a sore spot on his forehead like the other arachnid Hulks, rousing from their hangovers and now thinking clearly. “Someone gets me a glass, a raw egg, some Worchester sauce, vinegar and a GUN to shoot myself with!” Groaned Jessica, rubbing her head with at least three of her extra hands while Gwen Stacey did the same.

“So, who’s responsible for all this?” Asked Ben, surveying the group of Hulks grouping up. “Is it Doom? Please tell me its Doom.”

Shaking her head, Jen looked to Ben with Sympathy. “I’m so sorry Ben, all of this is MY fault, I’m trying to fix this but… Well there’s just so many…” She waved across the entire city, where the lot could still hear feral Hulks smashing the town.

“Meh, all’s forgiven, besides its been neat being the smartest one in the group for once.”

“Well that may have to change, we’re gonna need Reed’s wits if we’re gonna contain this invasion.” Answered Carol as she unhooked a thermos from her belt and waved it in front of the group of feral Hulks. “Here you go, who wants some coffee?” Carol asked, whistling to the group like they were dogs before Susan snatched the thermos out of the giant blue woman’s hand. “Me no trust blue bitch! ‘sip’ Invisible Hulk no trust green bitch either! Oh, is this cinnamon? sip.”

Joining the others and scratching his head, Peter and his spider-hulks watched on as the Gamma Four regained their intellect and civility, followed by their indecency when they realised they’d been naked this entire time and begun covering themselves up as best as they could.

“HOLY CRAP I’M HUGE!!!” Gasped Tigra, looking down at her tall powerful body, her arm around her impressive breasts while her other covered her crotch.

“HOLY CRAP I’M NAKED!!!” Cried out Susan, instantly going invisible out of embarrassment.

“Does anyone have any clothes that fit?”

Looking down at herself and back to Jennifer, the Blue Shulk shrugged her broad shoulders. “I KNEW we forgot to bring something other than coffee.”

*

Meanwhile at Stark’s Tower.

Flying overhead of the Avengers tower, the team sent by SHIELD hovered over the landing pad and exited the craft, ready for anything as they began to look around for the gamma device.

“Yeesh, look at what’s going on down there.” Worried Ross, seeing the city in ruins as thousands of Hulks rampaged down on the streets.

Soon Thor joined the Red Hulk on the roof of Stark tower as they looked around for anyone that might have gotten out of the affliction unharmed.

“Be warry my friends, there is no telling what dangers lie ahead when there is a Hulk afoot.”

They didn’t make 10 steps when the roof exploded with a roar and a dozen green skinned brutes crawled out to face the team of remaining Avengers.

“Cap Hulk mightiest there is, Cap Hulk fuck Red She-Hulk!” Roared the one in charge, wearing his star-spangled shield like a belt buckle over his tattered pants.

“Oh, I’ve waited for this for a LONG time!” Chuckled Ross, rushing forward to take a swing at the star-spangled Hulk charging for him.