Sasuke

Sasuke couldn't believe it. He had just been defeated by Tsunade with a simple kick to the gut. Now he was in hiding, planning his ****.

He then spotted what looked like a TV remote on the ground. He picked it up, examining it, and accidentally hit the pause button, and an animal scurrying across the grass froze in place. He hit rewind, and it started moving backward.

"Oh..." He said with a smile, "This remote might not be so bad."

And it may be just the thing he needed to help him battle Tsunade.