Sasuke... or does he?

Sasuke instantly went for the remote, but Tsunade was faster than he imagined, she dodged in a puff of smoke and appeared in the air to throw ninja stars. Sasuke dodged three of them, but the last one was about to land right in his face. Out of instinct, he used the remote to block his face.

"No!" He cussed as the remote protected his face but got knocked away, he was about to make a dash for it, but Tsunade threw a ninja star at it, causing it to break in a puff of smoke, "MY REMOTE!"

"And there goes your power, Sasuke." Tsunade landed on the ground with a smirk. "Konoha is under my protection along with all who you seek to control. This is where it all ends. You lost, except your fate beneath me, my city will never fall to you."

"That's what you think," Sasuke spat and smoke bombed away.

He appeared in the bushes with a smirk, Tsunade had no idea of what he planned. She was the most powerful ninja alive. There was no way he could be her in a one on one, with or without the remote. That's why he pretended to lose the remote.

Sasuke reached into his pocket and pulled out the real remote, that one Tsunade destroyed was a fake made with the shadow clone jutsu.

"Run Sasuke!" Tsunade gloated, "But when I find you, you will live the rest of your life in my prisons! And you-"

While her back was turned, Sasuke pushed pause from the bushes, and laughed as Tsunade stood frozen with her mouth open. She was mid speech, and just like that he won.

Tsunade fell.

Konoha was his.

Sasuke walked out of the bushes, and laughed. "Looks like your ninja learned to blab from you. I captured them because they always talked before taking action. This is all your fault you know." He walked up to the frozen Hokage and laughed in her face, "Now with you, all the hotties of your village will submit to me. Thank you, Tsunade, for making all of this possible." He raised a hand to squeeze her tits, but the moment he touched her heavenly boobs, she vanished in a puff of smoke.

"Interesting, so it works on clones." He heard a voice speek from the trees.

Looking up, Sasuke saw the shadowy figure of Tsunade. "What!?" He shouted.

"I had to test that," Tsunade said, "Just to be sure, and now I know more about my enemy. You really are gullible, Sasuke. You fell for the same shadow clone trick you tried to play on me. How ironic."

Sasuke gritted his teeth. She was right. Damn, Tsunade was the greatest threat to his plan. The Hokage was the most powerful and wise ninja around, and this proved it.

"I dare you Sasuke," Tsunade said, "I dare you to try to control my village. Meet me if you want, and I will destroy you myself. I know about your remote, I know what you can do, and I will NEVER allow my village to fall to you. Be prepared because this is war." Just then, she smoke bombed away.

"DAMN IT!" Sasuke punched a tree and spat, "She's good..."