Sarcastic

"Careful Granger," I said, "you yell any louder people are going to think you're forcing me into a broom closet again." My eyes were still focused on Dumbledore, who was speaking about his great pride of Hogwarts and its students.

Hermione's lips opened to snap back, but was quieted when another spoke.

"Idius isn't a spreader of rumors Granger," said Padma, "maybe if you spent less time talking down to him you would know that." Padma waited for a response, but Cho Chang rested a hand on Hermione's, and suddenly the witch was calm.

"Well, I, I really didn't think you did," said Hermione, "sorry." Granger sat down beside me, taking the small amount of space between me and Cho. I attempted my best not to get distracted by the feel of her hip on my side, or the fruity smell of her perfume.

"He's here to talk about new winter uniforms," said Hermione, "so don't get your hopes up." Winter uniforms? That sounded way too boring to be fake. I bet they were going to be 10% thicker, and 100% itchier.